The Nightmare Hour's definitions

OH MY GOD IS THAT A CHICKEN

Hey, I’m just quoting Kylie Jenner. . . .

KRIS: Kylie Jenner, please report to the foyer; I have a surprise for you . . . !
KYLIE: Oh my God, is that a chicken?

OH MY GOD IS THAT A CHICKEN

by The Nightmare Hour May 28, 2018

Chi-Chi

An alcoholic beverage that contains mostly fruit juices and is served in fancy ways

He makes a restaurant-quality chi-chi that has juices that range from cranberry to agave. He serves it with cherries, an orange slice and a pink umbrella, though I prefer blue.

by The Nightmare Hour July 7, 2017

thicc

Not to be mistaken for “thick,” this word is used for girls who have nice huge, round asses. This word is the key to making fat girls feel better about themselves.

“Whoa, dude, that ho is thicc A.F.”
“Does this dress make me look thicc?”
“I’m not fat. I’m thicc, bitch.”

by The Nightmare Hour May 28, 2018

John

An informal name for a toilet

Please excuse me while I use the john. . . .

by The Nightmare Hour July 7, 2017

Martian

A martini; coined by Stephen King in his novel "The Shining"; used by Jack Torrance

Another martian and he'll be slurring his words!

by The Nightmare Hour July 7, 2017

mothersucker

a euphemism for “motherfucker,” used by sweet Catholic children that are overcome by very strong emotion

“He broke up with me last night after I said ‘no’ to giving him nudes.” • “That micropenis mothersucker!”

by The Nightmare Hour May 28, 2018