A verb. When someone hits a bong, holds in the smoke then rips a beer bong and exhales the weed smoke. Invented at Dorsey's house in the late 1990's.
Dorsey, "Damn Stanger that's your 4th Bong Buster this hour."
Stanger, "Yeah you're telling me, I have to go to work at UPS in an hour."
Stanger, "Yeah you're telling me, I have to go to work at UPS in an hour."
by The Muffin Man August 29, 2006
When your partner is on her period, you proceed to open her vagina very widely and then poop in her. You then have sexual intercourse, mixing the poop and period blood. You lastly eat her out.
1: so did you get it on with your gf last night?
2: no
1: why?
2: because she was on her period.
1: why don't you give her some red velvet.
2: whats that?
1: It's where you....
2: JESUS CHRIST MAN!!! That's the best idea ever! Imma go call her now.
2: no
1: why?
2: because she was on her period.
1: why don't you give her some red velvet.
2: whats that?
1: It's where you....
2: JESUS CHRIST MAN!!! That's the best idea ever! Imma go call her now.
by THE MUFFIN MAN November 10, 2012
A derogatory more degrading term for calling someone son, who isn't in fact your son. Considered very disrespectful. Used to show authority or empowerment over a person. Basically labeling the person you refer to as skun your personal bitch.
Joe, "Go get me a beer skun!"
Bitch Boy, "What kind of beer sir?"
Joe, "You know I only drink King Cobra 40's skun!"
Bitch Boy, "What kind of beer sir?"
Joe, "You know I only drink King Cobra 40's skun!"
by The Muffin Man August 29, 2006
by The muffin man October 30, 2003
The Houdini: A sexual tactic / maneuver. While engaged in sex of the anal and/or doggie style variety, the penetrator pulls out his penile gland, then proceeds to spits onto his partner's back only to create the illusion that he has released his ejaculatories onto their backside. But oh no, that tricky bastard has saved up his love nectar for the immediate instant his partner turns their face to his urethra which is when he lets go of a full blown money shot, and ejaculates all over his partner's face. Then he goes onto laughs blithely. his partner turns their face to his urethra which is when he lets go of a full blown money shot, and ejaculates all over his partner's face. Then he goes onto laughs blithely.
The Tricked, "Silly me I fell for yet another Houdini, that's the thrid time today."
The Tricker, "Hehe...he"
The Tricker, "Hehe...he"
by The Muffin Man May 08, 2004
The Houdini: A sexual tactic / maneuver. While engaged in sexual intercourse of the anal and/or doggie style variety, the penetrator pulls out his penial gland, then proceeds to spits onto his partner's back only to create the illusion that he has released his ejaculatories onto their backside. But oh no, that tricky bastard has saved up his love nectar for the immediate instant his partner turns their face to his urethra which is when he lets go of a full blown money shot, and ejaculates all over his partner's face. Then he goes onto laughs blithely.
The Tricked, "Silly me I fell for yet another Houdini, that's the thrid time today."
The Tricker, "Hehe...he"
The Tricker, "Hehe...he"
by The Muffin Man March 05, 2005
A Chocolate Muffin is derived from the frosted muffin. It is a type of a rim job. It is when a man ejaculates into either a woman's and/or another man's anus and then proceeds to lick and/or suck his own semen out of the anal cavity.
by The Muffin Man June 23, 2006