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A noun. A word referring to either a the monetary value of ten dollars, or 10 dollars worth of weed (depending on the quality of weed). Was widely introduced into common slang originally in Chicago in the late 1970’s early 1980’s.
Big Dawg, "Hey zJoe let me hold onto a Sawbuck until I get back on my feet."
zJoe, "Nah, zJaw I can't do it, between the rock and the dice I be broke."
zJoe, "Nah, zJaw I can't do it, between the rock and the dice I be broke."
by The Muffin Man June 11, 2006
Get the Sawbuck mug.A noun. Refers to the ridiculous haircut that is ever so popular among the "emo" culture. Where you have very long bangs and you comb it over in the front. Usually dyed black. Common side effects are depression. The name is derived from genre emo and the haircut the combover.
Normie, "Wow you look like such a faggot with your emover."
Emo, "Don’t hate me because I make myself depressed. I’m going home to kill myself.”
Emo Clone, “Now look what you did. You made his mascara run.”
Normie, "I pray for his success."
Emo, "Don’t hate me because I make myself depressed. I’m going home to kill myself.”
Emo Clone, “Now look what you did. You made his mascara run.”
Normie, "I pray for his success."
by The Muffin Man June 23, 2006
Get the Emover mug.A Chocolate Muffin is derived from the frosted muffin. It is a type of a rim job. It is when a man ejaculates into either a woman's and/or another man's anus and then proceeds to lick and/or suck his own semen out of the anal cavity.
by The Muffin Man June 23, 2006
Get the Chocolate Muffin mug.A derogatory more degrading term for calling someone son, who isn't in fact your son. Considered very disrespectful. Used to show authority or empowerment over a person. Basically labeling the person you refer to as skun your personal bitch.
Joe, "Go get me a beer skun!"
Bitch Boy, "What kind of beer sir?"
Joe, "You know I only drink King Cobra 40's skun!"
Bitch Boy, "What kind of beer sir?"
Joe, "You know I only drink King Cobra 40's skun!"
by The Muffin Man August 29, 2006
Get the Skun mug.A verb. When someone hits a bong, holds in the smoke then rips a beer bong and exhales the weed smoke. Invented at Dorsey's house in the late 1990's.
Dorsey, "Damn Stanger that's your 4th Bong Buster this hour."
Stanger, "Yeah you're telling me, I have to go to work at UPS in an hour."
Stanger, "Yeah you're telling me, I have to go to work at UPS in an hour."
by The Muffin Man August 29, 2006
Get the Bong Buster mug.When your partner is on her period, you proceed to open her vagina very widely and then poop in her. You then have sexual intercourse, mixing the poop and period blood. You lastly eat her out.
1: so did you get it on with your gf last night?
2: no
1: why?
2: because she was on her period.
1: why don't you give her some red velvet.
2: whats that?
1: It's where you....
2: JESUS CHRIST MAN!!! That's the best idea ever! Imma go call her now.
2: no
1: why?
2: because she was on her period.
1: why don't you give her some red velvet.
2: whats that?
1: It's where you....
2: JESUS CHRIST MAN!!! That's the best idea ever! Imma go call her now.
by THE MUFFIN MAN November 9, 2012
Get the red velvet mug.When your partner is on her period, you proceed to open her vagina very widely and then poop in her. You then have sexual intercourse, mixing the poop and period blood. You lastly eat her out.
1: so did you get it on with your gf last night?
2: no
1: why?
2: because she was on her period.
1: why don't you give her some red matter.
2: whats that?
1: It's where you....
2: JESUS CHRIST MAN!!! That's the best idea ever! Imma go call her now.
2: no
1: why?
2: because she was on her period.
1: why don't you give her some red matter.
2: whats that?
1: It's where you....
2: JESUS CHRIST MAN!!! That's the best idea ever! Imma go call her now.
by THE MUFFIN MAN November 9, 2012
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