The Muffin Man's definitions

Skun

A derogatory more degrading term for calling someone son, who isn't in fact your son. Considered very disrespectful. Used to show authority or empowerment over a person. Basically labeling the person you refer to as skun your personal bitch.

Joe, "Go get me a beer skun!"
Bitch Boy, "What kind of beer sir?"
Joe, "You know I only drink King Cobra 40's skun!"

by The Muffin Man August 29, 2006

Windshield Wiper

Windshield Wiper: When a guy blows a load on someone's face and smacks his dick back and fourth across their face to wipe off his ejaculatories. Much like the windshield wipers of a car.

Some Slut, "you can only give me a money shot if you promise to windshield wipe it off."

Windshield Wiper Guy, "Bitch please, I was gunna bust my nut in your face anyway bitch."

by The Muffin Man May 7, 2004

Houdini or Hudini

The Houdini: A sexual tactic / maneuver. While engaged in sexual intercourse of the anal and/or doggie style variety, the penetrator pulls out his penial gland, then proceeds to spits onto his partner's back only to create the illusion that he has released his ejaculatories onto their backside. But oh no, that tricky bastard has saved up his love nectar for the immediate instant his partner turns their face to his urethra which is when he lets go of a full blown money shot, and ejaculates all over his partner's face. Then he goes onto laughs blithely.

The Tricked, "Silly me I fell for yet another Houdini, that's the thrid time today."

The Tricker, "Hehe...he"

by The Muffin Man May 13, 2005

Chocolate Muffin

A Chocolate Muffin is derived from the frosted muffin. It is a type of a rim job. It is when a man ejaculates into either a woman's and/or another man's anus and then proceeds to lick and/or suck his own semen out of the anal cavity.

Carissa's favorite type of rim job was the chocolate muffin next to the rusty trumpet of course.

by The Muffin Man June 23, 2006

Ejaculatories

Ejaculatories: a noun.
The fluids that spew fourth from the penis durring the male orgasm. May or may not be fertile seed (aka containing competent sperm). Also found to be quite tastey by most sluts and/or skanks.

She swallowed every last bit of his ejaculatories.

Wash the ejaculatories off of your hand before you fondle your pogs.

by The Muffin Man May 7, 2004

Shpen

1)A male testical used in the reproduction process. See Penis/Dick/Cock

2)A word made up in the 8th grade Algebra class through Mrs. Dean's innability to hear. First meaning a pen that went shhh. Soon to become known through a different deffinition. (See 1)

shh-The noise you make when your telling somebody to shut up.

pen-A writing object in which ink is used.

Damn you've got a small shpen.

You like my shpen dont you!?

by The Muffin Man February 6, 2004

red matter

When your partner is on her period, you proceed to open her vagina very widely and then poop in her. You then have sexual intercourse, mixing the poop and period blood. You lastly eat her out.

1: so did you get it on with your gf last night?

2: no

1: why?

2: because she was on her period.

1: why don't you give her some red matter.

2: whats that?

1: It's where you....

2: JESUS CHRIST MAN!!! That's the best idea ever! Imma go call her now.

by THE MUFFIN MAN November 9, 2012