Definitions by The Mr Needles Experience
Fighter-esque
'Fighter-esque' describes a song that is a medium tempo heavy dance song. Unlike most songs of this type, however, there's too much music playing at a too slow speed, resulting in lack of harmony, disorderly music and possibly headaches.
Ok listen up. in Korea nowadays, artists are heavily influenced by American music, and there are a million boy bands there (many of them posers). They make music like Americans, but Koreans happen to make a lot of songs that are 'Fighter-esque,' named after the Korean song "Fighter," a pop song with some rock that is meant to be a heavy dance track, which is a bit slower than Usher's song "Yeah" (being technical, "Yeah" is around 102 beats per minute while "Fighter" is around 95). However, imagine if the song "Stacy's Mom" was cut to like 40% of its normal speed while the same 'volume' of music had to come out at that speed. That's what kind of music "Fighter" is.
Ok listen up. in Korea nowadays, artists are heavily influenced by American music, and there are a million boy bands there (many of them posers). They make music like Americans, but Koreans happen to make a lot of songs that are 'Fighter-esque,' named after the Korean song "Fighter," a pop song with some rock that is meant to be a heavy dance track, which is a bit slower than Usher's song "Yeah" (being technical, "Yeah" is around 102 beats per minute while "Fighter" is around 95). However, imagine if the song "Stacy's Mom" was cut to like 40% of its normal speed while the same 'volume' of music had to come out at that speed. That's what kind of music "Fighter" is.
If this sounds complicated, say music was cars on a highway. "Stacy's Mom" would have a volume of 50 cars (as an example) traveling like 10 meters in say 10 seconds (basically 'light traffic'). By this standard, "Yeah" would be 25 cars traveling 10 meters in 20 seconds, which is still 'light traffic.' However, Fighter would be 50 cars traveling 10 meters in 20 seconds (basically, a big traffic jam). Basically, what I mean is that Fighter-esque songs are in terms of "Stacy's Mom" and "Yeah," Fighter-esque songs will have the volume of sound in "Stacy's Mom" while broadcasting it at the speed of "Yeah."
Fighter-esque by The Mr Needles Experience April 19, 2007
marijuana
the first step on the road to drugs. roll it up and smoke it good. also, the crystals left behind by the making of a joint can make you high if you lick them.
marijuana by The Mr Needles Experience March 27, 2007
G dubs
Someone who:
1. chokes on a pretzel
2. cannot control his two alcoholic daughters, but is given control of a nation
3. cannot pronounce most words in the English language properly (ie. Nuc-u-lar)
4. pauses in speeches like there's no tomorrow
5. has subjects that shoot people in the face
6. scores below 200 on his/her SATs
7. is a warmonger
8. is a horrible administrator
9. is hypocritical
10. abuses cocaine
See also bush
1. chokes on a pretzel
2. cannot control his two alcoholic daughters, but is given control of a nation
3. cannot pronounce most words in the English language properly (ie. Nuc-u-lar)
4. pauses in speeches like there's no tomorrow
5. has subjects that shoot people in the face
6. scores below 200 on his/her SATs
7. is a warmonger
8. is a horrible administrator
9. is hypocritical
10. abuses cocaine
See also bush
Slash: *cough* get me some water!
Torch: Whazza matter you?
Slash: I just choked on a pretzel.
Torch: What a silly little G dubs.
Torch: Whazza matter you?
Slash: I just choked on a pretzel.
Torch: What a silly little G dubs.
G dubs by The Mr Needles Experience October 16, 2006
zune
Microsoft's new MP3/Video player that actually is making Apple nervous. It can share files wirelessly via Wi-Fi, can play videos on a bigger screen than the iPod, charge faster and doesn't look too bad. It actually looks like it has a thumb wheel like the iPod so it can convert people to the Zune.
Slash: Look, I got the new Zune.
Torch: Oh, that. It's no match for the iPod. Nobody bought it yet and nobodys gonna.
Slash: Well, it can share files wirelessly and has a bigger screen to play videos.
Torch: And who will you share videos with?
Slash: Well...uh...stfu.
Torch: Oh, that. It's no match for the iPod. Nobody bought it yet and nobodys gonna.
Slash: Well, it can share files wirelessly and has a bigger screen to play videos.
Torch: And who will you share videos with?
Slash: Well...uh...stfu.
zune by The Mr Needles Experience October 4, 2006
uranium 238
Uranium 238, or u-238, is the most common isotope of uranium. If you shoot a neutron at it, it becomes u-239 and then something else called neptunium 239 and then plutonium 239, which is extremely fissile.
Slash: Man I'm bored. I wish I had some uranium 238 to blow something up.
Torch: Wtf? You wanna end up like that radioactive scout guy? Besides u-238 ain't the stuff used in atom bombs, it's u-235. You use u-238 to make plutonium.
Slash: Plutonium? Now you're talking! Get me some of that shit!
Torch: Wtf? You wanna end up like that radioactive scout guy? Besides u-238 ain't the stuff used in atom bombs, it's u-235. You use u-238 to make plutonium.
Slash: Plutonium? Now you're talking! Get me some of that shit!
uranium 238 by The Mr Needles Experience October 4, 2006
plutonium
Super radioactive metal that turns green in the dark. Used in the Fat Man bomb, only 10kg is needed to reach critical mass (self-sustaining reaction.) If exposed to humid conditions, it can spontaneously combust.
Torch: You have a package...Plutonium!?
Slash: Yep, I was bored.
Torch: Wha...omfg...
Slash: It says the guy who discovered it kept it in a matchbox inside his desk. Weird.
Slash: Yep, I was bored.
Torch: Wha...omfg...
Slash: It says the guy who discovered it kept it in a matchbox inside his desk. Weird.
plutonium by The Mr Needles Experience October 4, 2006