The Mr Needles Experience's definitions
A play on iPod that just changes the 'o' to a 'w' for those '1337' speaking losers who think that stuff is cool. Bootleg iPods tend to have that as the logo. If you see an iPod that has iPwn on it instead, it might not be smart to trust it.
Slash: Look at my new iPod, its da shiz.
Torch: No, thats a shitty iPwn, look at that w.
Slash: ...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Torch: No, thats a shitty iPwn, look at that w.
Slash: ...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
by The Mr Needles Experience September 26, 2006

by The Mr Needles Experience September 30, 2007

A firework that contains about 3 grams of pyrotechnic powder. Most M-80s are actually pieces of crap that contain tiny amounts of powder compared to genuine M-80s (firecrackers are called M-##, where ## corresponds to the amount of powder it has in grams). Illegal since 1966.
by The Mr Needles Experience October 11, 2007

A genre of music similar to funk. Its similar to R&B but has more emphasis on vocals and sounds kinda like african gospel music. Its very rhythmic and energetic. Ray Charles made it in the 1960s and it became really popular during the 1970s.
Slash: Do you listen to Brown Sugar?
Torch: Yep, its music for my soul. Makes me high.
Slash: Omg, not brown sugar pouring out. Its a song you douchebag.
Torch: Hey you don't see me insulting your religion.
Torch: Yep, its music for my soul. Makes me high.
Slash: Omg, not brown sugar pouring out. Its a song you douchebag.
Torch: Hey you don't see me insulting your religion.
by The Mr Needles Experience September 28, 2006

Slash: Who's Glenn Danzig?
Torch: WOW you suck how do you not know who Glenn Danzig is? Biggest punk ever.
Slash: That sounds just like your type.
Torch: WOW you suck how do you not know who Glenn Danzig is? Biggest punk ever.
Slash: That sounds just like your type.
by The Mr Needles Experience September 26, 2006

Slash: Hey can you drop me off at the bank douche?
Torch: Wtf I see how it is. Fine, go walk you douche.
Slash: Omfg i mean d-e-u-t-s-c-h.
Torch: Yeah, and deutsch you, too.
Torch: Wtf I see how it is. Fine, go walk you douche.
Slash: Omfg i mean d-e-u-t-s-c-h.
Torch: Yeah, and deutsch you, too.
by The Mr Needles Experience September 26, 2006

Slash: Hey what's your phone number. I checked "Torch" and it was under on my cell phone.
Torch: Uh, did you check under "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Torch?"
Slash: ...Whoops
Torch: Aigoo...
Torch: Uh, did you check under "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Torch?"
Slash: ...Whoops
Torch: Aigoo...
by The Mr Needles Experience September 25, 2006
