marijuana

the first step on the road to drugs. roll it up and smoke it good. also, the crystals left behind by the making of a joint can make you high if you lick them.

marijuana: the cause and solution to all of life's problems.

by The Mr Needles Experience March 27, 2007

warcrack

Pejorative term for WoW or World of Warcraft, as it possesses certain extremely addcitive qualities that allow Blizzard to earn almost 1 billion dollars a year.

Slash: Whatcha playing?
Torch: Shh! I'm playing WoW.
Slash: Oh. World of Warcrack.
Torch: Hey, it ain't that addictive. I've only been playing for 12 hours.
Slash: That explains the flashing sign that says "YOU'VE BEEN PLAYING WOW FOR 12+ HOURS GET OFF BEFORE WE GET SUED"

by The Mr Needles Experience September 25, 2006

glenn danzig

Super punk who used to be in the misfits.

Slash: Who's Glenn Danzig?
Torch: WOW you suck how do you not know who Glenn Danzig is? Biggest punk ever.
Slash: That sounds just like your type.

by The Mr Needles Experience September 26, 2006

msg

A natural, that's right, NATURAL ingredient in some foods. The glutamate ion is a form of a widespread, naturally occurring amino acid. Some naturally occurring instances include tomatoes, parmesan cheese, peas, corn and most meat. Too much MSG will cause people to become hungry more often, and that is the Chinese restaurant's fault.

MSG will raise your blood pressure and (very rarely) cause epileptic seizures. But it still tastes good.

by The Mr Needles Experience October 09, 2007

zune

Microsoft's new MP3/Video player that actually is making Apple nervous. It can share files wirelessly via Wi-Fi, can play videos on a bigger screen than the iPod, charge faster and doesn't look too bad. It actually looks like it has a thumb wheel like the iPod so it can convert people to the Zune.

Slash: Look, I got the new Zune.
Torch: Oh, that. It's no match for the iPod. Nobody bought it yet and nobodys gonna.
Slash: Well, it can share files wirelessly and has a bigger screen to play videos.
Torch: And who will you share videos with?
Slash: Well...uh...stfu.

by The Mr Needles Experience October 04, 2006

roflquaffle

another way of using rofl just like roflwaffle or roflcopter except now harry potter fans will kill it if they ever hear it.

Andy: did you know that George likes the 5th harry potter movie?
Bob: rofl
Andy: roflcopter
Bob: roflquaffle
George: WOW ROFLQUAFFLE HAHAHA thats amazing youre a genius lol roflquaffle roflquaffle roflquaffle roflquaffle roflquaffle..
Andy: people will never find your body Bob

by The Mr Needles Experience September 30, 2007

Bert and Ernie

Two puppets who seek to ruin the minds of children.

Slash: Do you remember Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street?
Torch: Omg they ruined my life. Dam homos! Honestly...two guys that live together, sleep in the same room, and if the budget for Sesame Street was higher, they'd be practically sleeping on the same bed!

by The Mr Needles Experience September 26, 2006