A gay man's term used to describe a pretty young dick that is led around town on a tight leash by a wealthy older gentleman. See whoever the current Mrs. Elton John is.
CYRIL: Oh look darling, Elton John's out walking his poodle doodle.
CHRIS: Oh isn't that just cute and adorable?
CYRIL: I heard they bought a House in Venice.
CHRIS: Are you sure they didn't buy a House in Virginia?
CHRIS: Oh isn't that just cute and adorable?
CYRIL: I heard they bought a House in Venice.
CHRIS: Are you sure they didn't buy a House in Virginia?
by The Moody Poet February 02, 2007
Get the Poodle Doodle mug.To be slapped with a paddle.
To be slapped in the face with a tool that is used for pushing against liquids, either as a form of propulsion in a boat or as an implement for mixing.
When somebody takes the paddle from a boat or canoe and uses it as a weapon to slap someone's face with.
When an open hand slap is not even nearly or close enough to what the slappee deserves!
To be slapped in the face with a tool that is used for pushing against liquids, either as a form of propulsion in a boat or as an implement for mixing.
When somebody takes the paddle from a boat or canoe and uses it as a weapon to slap someone's face with.
When an open hand slap is not even nearly or close enough to what the slappee deserves!
In the women's rowing team at the Athens Olympics a girl who is now called 'Lay Down Sally' copped a monstrous paddle slap from team-mate Catriona for costing the Australian team a gold medal. It's not known how much dental work is needed to fix her jaw.
Mike and Grady got in a paddle slap fight down on the river when they got into a fight over a girl named Slita.
It's alleged that Britany went out and bought a paddle to slap the shit out of her best friend Hilda for cheating with her boyfriend.
Mike and Grady got in a paddle slap fight down on the river when they got into a fight over a girl named Slita.
It's alleged that Britany went out and bought a paddle to slap the shit out of her best friend Hilda for cheating with her boyfriend.
by The Moody Poet February 03, 2007
Get the Paddle Slap mug.A prostitute who can't stop farting!
A slut with a bad case of the farts!
Someone who loves the smell of farts!
A fart pie!
To dress up a fart!
A derogatory name or rude name to call someone.
A slut with a bad case of the farts!
Someone who loves the smell of farts!
A fart pie!
To dress up a fart!
A derogatory name or rude name to call someone.
"Simone came over and the bitch couldn't stop farting and laughing!"
"She's a total fuck'n fart tart!"
"If that little fart tart think's she can shit all over me like that, she has another thing com'in to her!"
CINDY-LOU: Mike tried to dress up one of his farts!
CAMMY: (Shocked) Again?
CINDY-LOU: (Licking her lips) Uhuh...
CAMMY: (Chewing gum) What this time?
CINDY-LOU: After he farted his fucking guts out, he tried to tell me he had farted out Hilton's Restaurant Food but I dam well know a McDonalds fart when I smell one!
CAMMY: (Spits out gum) What a piece of fuck'in filth!
CINDY-LOU: Uhuh total Fart Tart!
"She's a total fuck'n fart tart!"
"If that little fart tart think's she can shit all over me like that, she has another thing com'in to her!"
CINDY-LOU: Mike tried to dress up one of his farts!
CAMMY: (Shocked) Again?
CINDY-LOU: (Licking her lips) Uhuh...
CAMMY: (Chewing gum) What this time?
CINDY-LOU: After he farted his fucking guts out, he tried to tell me he had farted out Hilton's Restaurant Food but I dam well know a McDonalds fart when I smell one!
CAMMY: (Spits out gum) What a piece of fuck'in filth!
CINDY-LOU: Uhuh total Fart Tart!
by The Moody Poet February 03, 2007
Get the Fart Tart mug.A Bull Dyke is a 'Hard Core Motha Fucka Lesbian' that will beat the living shit out of you if you even look twice at her!!!
A Bull Dyke is built like a tank and is not afraid to use her fists to pound you into the wall!!! Beware all men that cross her!!! See re-runs of Prisoner and look out for The Freak or Franky Doyle as stereotypical bull dykes.
A Bull Dyke is built like a tank and is not afraid to use her fists to pound you into the wall!!! Beware all men that cross her!!! See re-runs of Prisoner and look out for The Freak or Franky Doyle as stereotypical bull dykes.
Don't mess wit dat bull dyke man, she's wear'n steel capps and knuckle busters!
Is that a man? No man! It's a Bull Dyke!
Why do they call'em bull dykes man? Dunno... something to do with bull bars on a truck!
Is that a man? No man! It's a Bull Dyke!
Why do they call'em bull dykes man? Dunno... something to do with bull bars on a truck!
by The Moody Poet February 02, 2007
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Can also mean to be on edge, on your toes, or upset about something.
2 B upset and skirt around the issue.
Can also mean to be on edge, on your toes, or upset about something.
2 B upset and skirt around the issue.
"I'm toey!" "Blow me Bitch!"
"Why are you so toey tonight?"
"I'm pregnant! "Charles wants me to have an abortion ok!!!"
"Well that's a nice change, you knowing who the father is!"
"Now whose being toey you fucking paddle slap?"
"Why are you so toey tonight?"
"I'm pregnant! "Charles wants me to have an abortion ok!!!"
"Well that's a nice change, you knowing who the father is!"
"Now whose being toey you fucking paddle slap?"
by The Moody Poet February 03, 2007
Get the toey mug.When someone rapes a person using their finger or fingers.
The act of using your fingers to violate and force a sexual and violent act upon an unwilling victim.
To be fingered without consent.
To put yer fingers in someone's puss when yer not suppose to!
To force electrical equipment up someone.
The act of using your fingers to violate and force a sexual and violent act upon an unwilling victim.
To be fingered without consent.
To put yer fingers in someone's puss when yer not suppose to!
To force electrical equipment up someone.
A Masseur was jailed for digital rape under the Victorian Crimes Act for fingering one of is clients without her consent.
by The Moody Poet February 02, 2007
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When you save your best pair of panties or undergear for that right fuck.
Usually knickers that are racy, c-thru, frilly or elevate the bulge or pussy with a low sexy cut.
When you save your best pair of panties or undergear for that right fuck.
Usually knickers that are racy, c-thru, frilly or elevate the bulge or pussy with a low sexy cut.
I woke up and caught my Dad putting on his naughty knickers that he keeps hidden in the closet.
I waited for him to leave the house and then told Mom.
My Mom clawed his eyes out and ripped his naughty knickers off and burnt them.
My Dad don't have naughty knickers anymore.
But my Mom still does :p
I waited for him to leave the house and then told Mom.
My Mom clawed his eyes out and ripped his naughty knickers off and burnt them.
My Dad don't have naughty knickers anymore.
But my Mom still does :p
by The Moody Poet February 03, 2007
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