The Moody Poet's definitions
A Dick Cleaner is a professional title given out to a nymphomaniac slut that cleans dicks using his or her tongue with disregard to hygiene of the penis.
A Dick Cleaner will clean the most dirtiest dicks in town. Please see x-girlfriend.
A Dick Cleaner will clean the most dirtiest dicks in town. Please see x-girlfriend.
"Oh don’t worry Penny's out cleaning dicks; you know how it is with Dick Cleaners these days?"
"I'm really worried about Ruth's breath; it was so foul I think she could be a Dick Cleaner"
"No man I didn't cum, it was practically just a dick clean!"
"I'm really worried about Ruth's breath; it was so foul I think she could be a Dick Cleaner"
"No man I didn't cum, it was practically just a dick clean!"
by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
Get the dick cleanermug. To go from one Church to another Church, experiencing many worshipping services.
To attend more than one Church service and partake in many other Church activities, other than your usual Church.
To attend more than one Church service and partake in many other Church activities, other than your usual Church.
"Margaret had been Church hopping for three months now. She's Church hopped from Baptist Ministries, to Christian Survivors, Knight Templar’s, Heavens Gate, Peoples Temple and the list just goes on and on."
"Oh well at least she has stayed on the path of Christianity and not Faith Hopped."
"Oh well at least she has stayed on the path of Christianity and not Faith Hopped."
by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
Get the Church Hoppingmug. When the sex is that bad you are forced to perform the Donald Trump Sex Maneuver and tell the person your having sex with that their fired!
When you fire a prostitute for lousy sex.
The act of saying, "Your Fired!" during sex.
When you fire your girlfriend/boyfriend, one night stand or someone you've just picked up; that does not meet your standards in sex.
When you fire a prostitute for lousy sex.
The act of saying, "Your Fired!" during sex.
When you fire your girlfriend/boyfriend, one night stand or someone you've just picked up; that does not meet your standards in sex.
"I'm sorry I'm not that kinna girl that would go down on a guy on a first date."
"Sorry babe!" "I'm gonna have to perform the Donald Trump Sex Maneuver, Your Fired!" "I'll call you a cab and you can wait out on the street corner while I organise a more experienced player for my cock."
I picked this really drunk chick up at a club, she seemed alright at the club. Either I sobered up, or she got more uglier. But during sex she started slobbering all over my dick and didn't know how to give head, so I had to perform the Donald Trump Sex Maneuver and fire her ass!
"I love sucking cock, am I doing it right?"
"Your Fired!"
"Sorry babe!" "I'm gonna have to perform the Donald Trump Sex Maneuver, Your Fired!" "I'll call you a cab and you can wait out on the street corner while I organise a more experienced player for my cock."
I picked this really drunk chick up at a club, she seemed alright at the club. Either I sobered up, or she got more uglier. But during sex she started slobbering all over my dick and didn't know how to give head, so I had to perform the Donald Trump Sex Maneuver and fire her ass!
"I love sucking cock, am I doing it right?"
"Your Fired!"
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Get the Donald Trump Sex Maneuvermug. When you pick up a slut or slag on a long airplane trip and have sex with them in the plane toilets to pass the long hours of time.
A combination of Jet Lag and picking up a Jet Slag. Not only are you tired from the long plane trip but your tired and in need of a shower from all the fucking and kissing you have done on the plane.
A combination of Jet Lag and picking up a Jet Slag. Not only are you tired from the long plane trip but your tired and in need of a shower from all the fucking and kissing you have done on the plane.
"How was your trip Johnny?" "You get Jet Lag?"
"Fuck mate!" "Worse!" "Got Jet Slag with a Jet Bag!"
"Dats nasty!"
"Fuck mate!" "Worse!" "Got Jet Slag with a Jet Bag!"
"Dats nasty!"
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Get the Jet Slagmug. Sin watch is when you try and help a person who gives their permission to keep an eye on them and you give them support so they won't sin.
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Get the Sin Watchmug. In some cultures males are more highly regarded and valued than females, which can cause female infanticide i.e. China 2007 maintains a rule, the One Child Policy, that you can only have one child, or be severely penalized for having more than one child.
Hindu's and Muslim's have a long tradition of females having to be married with a dowry, which can lead to poorer families committing female infanticide.
Hindu's and Muslim's have a long tradition of females having to be married with a dowry, which can lead to poorer families committing female infanticide.
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Get the female infanticidemug. Annabel Chong is a porn actress from Singapore that made world headlines when she traveled to America to engage in 251 sex acts with 70 men over a ten hour period (1995).
Setting a world's record for the biggest gang bang in 1995, Annabel Chong's record has now been toppled by many other eager porn actresses. See Hollywood Slut Syndrome.
Annabel Chong also starred in the documentary titled, Sex: The Annabel Chong Story (Nominated Grand Jury Prize at Sundance). There are secret features/Easter Eggs hidden in the nipple of Annabel Chong on the DVD. This movie is a documentary to the gang bang and Annabel's family life.
Annabel has University qualifications (USC), is a web designer, visual photography artist, feminist and porn star. Annabel admits to sleeping with everyone on the university campus and then later getting bored. See cock swap or Jaspers Syndrome.
In her earlier life Annabel was gang raped over fresh trash in a rubbish store under a dirty ghetto housing block known as council flats in the U.K. The rape lasted most the night and Annabel was still not sexually satisfied. See I carried a watermelon.
Annabel is described as a hardcore princess that has used her sexual talents to shock the world into how somebody with so many professional credentials and descent family can pursue a life in the porn industry. Annabel has made many media appearances including, The Jerry Springer Show.
Noteworthy porn films:
1. The World's Biggest Gang Bang
2. Anal Queen
3. I Can't Believe I Did the Whole Team
Setting a world's record for the biggest gang bang in 1995, Annabel Chong's record has now been toppled by many other eager porn actresses. See Hollywood Slut Syndrome.
Annabel Chong also starred in the documentary titled, Sex: The Annabel Chong Story (Nominated Grand Jury Prize at Sundance). There are secret features/Easter Eggs hidden in the nipple of Annabel Chong on the DVD. This movie is a documentary to the gang bang and Annabel's family life.
Annabel has University qualifications (USC), is a web designer, visual photography artist, feminist and porn star. Annabel admits to sleeping with everyone on the university campus and then later getting bored. See cock swap or Jaspers Syndrome.
In her earlier life Annabel was gang raped over fresh trash in a rubbish store under a dirty ghetto housing block known as council flats in the U.K. The rape lasted most the night and Annabel was still not sexually satisfied. See I carried a watermelon.
Annabel is described as a hardcore princess that has used her sexual talents to shock the world into how somebody with so many professional credentials and descent family can pursue a life in the porn industry. Annabel has made many media appearances including, The Jerry Springer Show.
Noteworthy porn films:
1. The World's Biggest Gang Bang
2. Anal Queen
3. I Can't Believe I Did the Whole Team
Annabel Chong started pioneering a new on-camera triple penetration that had the porn industry in a sexual frienzy!
Annabel Chong could be compared to Barbara Payton cum-movie star cum-street hooker, accept Annabel started her Hollywood career from the porn-gutter up!
Annabel Chong could be compared to Barbara Payton cum-movie star cum-street hooker, accept Annabel started her Hollywood career from the porn-gutter up!
by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
Get the Annabel Chongmug.