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Naughty Knickers

A mischievous, risqué or sexy pair of underwear that stay concealed or hidden until an opportune moment arises to wear them.

When you save your best pair of panties or undergear for that right fuck.

Usually knickers that are racy, c-thru, frilly or elevate the bulge or pussy with a low sexy cut.
I woke up and caught my Dad putting on his naughty knickers that he keeps hidden in the closet.

I waited for him to leave the house and then told Mom.

My Mom clawed his eyes out and ripped his naughty knickers off and burnt them.

My Dad don't have naughty knickers anymore.

But my Mom still does :p
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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Mo-Ham-Head

Mo-Ham-Head is a kewler way to say The Prophet Muhammad.
"You Mo-Ham-Head suck my dick dude!"

"Yeh Bitch get down on your hands and knees, and work that cock, cockmaster!"
by The Moody Poet January 13, 2008
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Santa Whores

The dirty little arse lickers that suck up to Santa!!!

The bitches that suck Santa's dick for a prezzie!!!

Bitches that will do anything 4 a prezzie!!!
"Look at those dirty little Santa Whores!"

"Yeh dude!" "Those bitches would practically let Santa cum in their mouths if they thought they were gonna get a prezzie 4 it!"

"Debbie got a diamond ring off Raulphy for Xmas!"
"Simone gotta solid gold necklace!"
"And Jodie got 1,000 shopping voucher!"

"There all Santa Whores!!!"

"I wish I was a Santa Whore" :(
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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E-Gang

A gang that only exists on the Internet i.e. mainly in chat rooms or forums.
The E-Gang had formed in the chat room and within 2 weeks the E-Gang had taken over, and ran the room.

HZ200: So waz up fool?
TJUBOY: nm
JK12: Hi guyz
HZ200: JK12 no yer place fool! shut da hell up!
JK12: soz :(
Beec8: u will b if u ever chat again!!! :o
Tonloc: Man these regular chatters r turning into an E-Gang!
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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Filthy Fucker

A guy that will fuck anything.

A guy that will fuck the most ugliest and most disgusting chicks in town.

A guy that has a motto, "A holes a hole!"
MATT: I'm so fucking horny I could fuck that grandma!
TODD: Dude! Your one Filthy Fucker!

Just after sex…
TINA: So Rodd... Do you think we can be together now as boyfriend and girlfriend?
RODD: Huh? Are you for real bitch? Your bigger than a house and your cunt smells like a fucking chimney!
TINA: (Yells) Get the fuck out of my squat you filthy fucker!
RODD: (laughing) You were just a fucking hole baby, just a fucking hole!
by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
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Elizabeth Hurley

Elizabeth Hurley is a slutty U.K actress that got more publicity for Hugh Grant's screwing around with a black transvestite named Devine Brown than what she ever got in her whole entire life.

Elizabeth Hurley. Please see slut, white trash, gold digger, tramp, Scarlet O'Hara, pussy pinch, portable casting couch, casting couch, sling fuck, cock worshipper, Cock-Death, Vampirism, strawberry-Sundae, super slut, anal slut, cum slut, piss slut, down syndrome slut and cum tart.
Elizabeth Hurley said, "I thought I was Passenger 69, not 59?"
by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
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Fuck U Later

Instead of saying good-bye or see you later; kewl people now say Fuck U Later...

What hookers and prostitutes say to their John's when their finished and about to leave.
LINDY: Fuck U Later
SARAH: Where u going?
TOM: Yeh! U just got here biatch!
LINDY: Look! I don't have time 2 explain! Fuck U Later guyz!

CYRIL: I gotto go put my face on Pauly
PAULY: O.K Cyril... Fuck U Later Mate!

Marc, Brad, Toby and Carrington were dancing at the Peel Dance Bar when Carrington said he had to leave and blow some guy in the dunnies. The bois replied, "Kewl Carrington, Fuck U Later slut!"
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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