The Moai's definitions

lewseys

Loose change. Named after the England rugby player, Josh. By extension, lewseys can sometimes be called Joshes.

Come on lads, cough up, we need lewseys for the tip.

by The Moai March 17, 2005

chips

A girl who shags around; like chips (UK usage), she goes with anything. cf. Duke of York.

Chips has done the entire rugby team -she goes with anything!

by The Moai February 10, 2005

cardinal chunder

Noun. Taken from BBC's excellent historical comedy, 'Blackadder The Second'. One becomes Cardinal Chunder if one vomits copiously in response to alcohol.

'What's that noise in the bathroom?'
'Ceri has just become the first female Cardinal Chunder, due to Rob's poteen.'

by The Moai March 31, 2005

pikey pop

A generic, non-brand fizzy drink for kids. The worst offender is Panda Cola.

'When we were kids, our mum would give us pikey pop to take to school. the additives made my brother go mental'

by The Moai April 6, 2005

duke of york

A girl who shags around ie. she's had ten thousand men, as the Duke of York did in the popular nursey rhyme.

You shagged Emma? What, you mean the grand old Duke of York?

by The Moai February 10, 2005

yam

Acronym. 'Yet another meeting'. A YAM is a pointless meeting organised by an over-zealous manager who feels that a) having a meeting is a form of work and b) he is not doing his job if he isn't talking to his staff CONSTANTLY and stopping them doing something useful.

'Can't talk now, I've got to go into a YAM. Again.'

by The Moai April 14, 2005

spack run

To run in a public place, flailing one's arms and wailing in a high-pitched voice, in the manner of a spacker.

'I bet him a fiver he wouldn't do a spack run down the entire length of the platform. He did!

by The Moai March 16, 2005