otter's pocket

Something very, very wet.

She's wetter than an otter's pocket.

by The Moai April 26, 2006

John bread

Pitta bread. Derivation: someone (alright, me) pronouncing 'pitta' as 'peter', which became 'mark bread', then 'luke bread', and finally 'John bread.'

'Are we out of John bread again?'

by The Moai July 14, 2006

la belle frogette

A French girlfriend.

'Missed the film. La belle frogette was late. Again.'

by The Moai April 01, 2005

pikey food

Food that comes in cans, costs very little, and is prepared by boiling.

'Rob lives on chips from the Chinese and, when that's closed, pikey food.'

by The Moai April 06, 2005

clay class

Are you one of the 'special' children? Does your teacher keep a spare set of clothes for you in the cupboard? Do the other kids tease you? Does playing with, and occasionally eating, clay feature very prominently in your education? Then you're either in, or about to end up in, the clay class.

'Stevie's in the clay class. Lucky sods, they just eat clay and drool all day'

by The Moai April 19, 2005

Brads

Rhyming slang: Brads, Brad Pitts, shits. Diarrhoea. To have a case of the brads.

'He's been in there for an hour. Started with a mcewans moment, now it's the full-on Brads'

by The Moai April 01, 2005

wombling

Travelling across London using a combination of the underground (aka Tube) and overground (aka Chavlink) trains. From the lyrics of the theme song of the popular 1970s-1980s childrens' TV programme: 'Underground, overground, wombling free....'

'How are we going to get from Green Park to Hackney Wick?'
'Simple - we'll go wombling. Vic line to Highbury, change there to the Chavlink.'

by The Moai February 18, 2007