100 definitions by The Milk Man Cometh

wind socks

Long empty saggy tits. So empty that the wind could blow them about

Looks at the wind socks on her 😳

by The Milk Man Cometh November 21, 2020

Flounders

Tits like 2 flounder fish. The type that need a belt rather than a bra

She hid her flounders with a nice belt

by The Milk Man Cometh November 17, 2020

Zlut

Zombie-Slut. Slut that wears too much make up

You look like a zlut with that on your face

by The Milk Man Cometh November 15, 2020

Cottage Cheese Arse

So much cellulite in her fat arse it looks like cottage cheese

Please don't wear leggings anymore it looks like someone poured 10lbs of cottage cheese into a 5lb bag. Thats a cottage cheese arse right there

by The Milk Man Cometh November 14, 2020

Necrocoprophile

Necrocoprophile: a person who is sexually aroused by the faeces of deceased humans, either recent or decayed.

Also see:

Paleoosteophile: a person sexually aroused by fossilised bones of extinct animals. The fossils are used in sexual activity such as inserting into the rectum for sexual stimulus or having sex with any appropriately sized holes in the fossil.

Is he a sick fuck? Yeah the guy is a certified Necrocoprophile

by The Milk Man Cometh November 15, 2020

Clangers

Nipples that now resemble clangers noses through constantly being ruined.

She has clangers but at least they ain't slug nipples yet

by The Milk Man Cometh November 15, 2020

Boobies

Real tits. Proper tits. Not implants. No plastic. No enhancements just proper squeezable soft boobies

Please can I motorboat your boobies?

by The Milk Man Cometh November 14, 2020