Definitions by The Midget

borny

The state of being bored and horny, usually occurs when somebody is alone

"Man, last night sucked, Tara was supposed to come over last night but she left me hangin', i was just sitting there borny as hell."

borny by The Midget January 15, 2005

beef jerky 

When you receive a handjob that causes you to ejaculate, see {turkey jerky}

"I didn't get a BJ, but I got some nice beef jerky

beef jerky by The Midget December 21, 2004

turkey jerky

When a girl starts a handjob, yet doesn't "finish" it.

"She started playing with my cock, but it was just some turkey jerky"

turkey jerky by The Midget December 20, 2004

smirnoff green apple

THE BEST DRINK EVER! Tastes just like green apple jolly ranchers.... yummmmmmmm!

Pass that green apple biznatch!

smirnoff green apple by the midget November 27, 2004

Boulz 

Boulz is another pronunciation for balls, refering only the the testicles, not balls used in sporting events. It is merely for emphasis of such an impotant and enjoyable body part.

"Oh man, that herpes has spread to my boulz!"

Boulz by The Midget April 26, 2004