Elephant Zipper

The act of closing a zipper through the strength of your penis.

James can elephant zipper.

by The Man with No Name November 08, 2017

Cardinal Crabs

An STD you get from priests.

Every time I was an alter boy, I somehow ended up getting cardinal crabs.

by The Man with No Name November 20, 2017

Ghostly Expansion

When your boner grows without anything to arouse you.

I had a ghostly expansion while doing my homework last night.

by The Man with No Name November 20, 2017

Floater

The leftover cum from when you jerk off in a bathtub, and it doesn't go down the drain.

I was draining my bathtub, but a couple of floaters survived.

by The Man with No Name April 20, 2018

Scrub

A shrimp-like loser.

He is such a scrub.

by The Man with No Name November 07, 2017

Word To

A short way of saying "word to god", otherwise known as "I swear to god".

Take one step closer and I'll smack you, word to.

by The Man with No Name June 02, 2018

Playtime Imposter

Somebody who dresses up like another's partner in order to have sex with them.

I was fucking my girlfriend, and then I realized it was a playtime imposter.

by The Man with No Name November 09, 2017