Floater

The leftover cum from when you jerk off in a bathtub, and it doesn't go down the drain.

I was draining my bathtub, but a couple of floaters survived.

by The Man with No Name April 20, 2018

Scrub

A shrimp-like loser.

He is such a scrub.

by The Man with No Name November 07, 2017

Corrosive Backbone

A cut underneath your penis.

My zipper cut my dick and now I have a corrosive backbone.

by The Man with No Name April 20, 2018

Cardinal Crabs

An STD you get from priests.

Every time I was an alter boy, I somehow ended up getting cardinal crabs.

by The Man with No Name November 20, 2017

Elephant Zipper

The act of closing a zipper through the strength of your penis.

James can elephant zipper.

by The Man with No Name November 08, 2017

Lil Uzi Perv

One who stalks girl's instagram and snapchat accounts while listening to Lil Uzi Vert.

I was at Pablo's house listening to Lil Uzi Vert, and he started stalking some girl's snapchat story. What a Lil Uzi Perv!

by The Man with No Name November 06, 2017

CalcVault

A place to store all your desired photos and videos.

I store all my photos in my CalcVault.

by The Man with No Name November 07, 2017