The Man With No Name's definitions

Fer

Somebody who wraps their cum inside their foreskin and leaves it to dry overnight. They then chew on the crusty cum and get their day's worth of protein.

When my mom realized all my sheets were clean, she realized that I was a Fer.

by The Man with No Name November 7, 2017

Lil Uzi Perv

One who stalks girl's instagram and snapchat accounts while listening to Lil Uzi Vert.

I was at Pablo's house listening to Lil Uzi Vert, and he started stalking some girl's snapchat story. What a Lil Uzi Perv!

by The Man with No Name November 6, 2017

CalcVault

A place to store all your desired photos and videos.

I store all my photos in my CalcVault.

by The Man with No Name November 7, 2017

Scrub

A shrimp-like loser.

He is such a scrub.

by The Man with No Name November 7, 2017

Aftermath Sex

Another way to say picking up girls on the rebound.

I had some aftermath sex with his ex.

by The Man with No Name November 7, 2017

Corrosive Backbone

A cut underneath your penis.

My zipper cut my dick and now I have a corrosive backbone.

by The Man with No Name April 20, 2018

Cardinal Crabs

An STD you get from priests.

Every time I was an alter boy, I somehow ended up getting cardinal crabs.

by The Man with No Name November 20, 2017