"one time i was at my friend William's house enjoying a splendid cup of tea, and then his hooker came out of the room and pulled down his pants exposing his willy. it was microscopic"
by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 09, 2019
the gallon jug your uncle Jerry can fill up with his hard white within 30 days. he is a porn addict and if he is withdrawn from any type of pornography, he will need to be on life support urgently.
Jimmy's Friend: do you want to hang out after school
Jimmy: I can't. Uncle Jerry filled up another milk jug, and i have to mail it to my grandma
Jimmy's Friend: oh poop
Jimmy: I can't. Uncle Jerry filled up another milk jug, and i have to mail it to my grandma
Jimmy's Friend: oh poop
by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 06, 2019
Donald: dude that guy is a spaghetti stick!
Chris: i know he doesn't even play baseball!
Donald: what a pussy!
Chris: i know he doesn't even play baseball!
Donald: what a pussy!
by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 06, 2019
by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 05, 2019
the Hippo has once again released it's chocolate chowder to be feasted on by the Mung culture. after the poopoo explosion is removed from the hippo's anal cavity, it will be enough to feed a Melungeon family of 69.
by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 05, 2019
Micheal Jackson is biracial.
by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 12, 2019
the rhyme that my retarded friend hern and me made up as young-lings. we then thought it was so clever that our parents needed to hear. then we "preformed" our phrase and were lectured for 2.5 hours.
by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 06, 2019