8 definitions by The Local Sanwich Maker
Some say this exotic creature bounds with glorious pride down the street, others say he commits necrophilia with dead animals.
If you torrent Jean-Marc you will be arrested for distribution of child pornography.
If you torrent Jean-Marc you will be arrested for distribution of child pornography.
by The Local Sanwich Maker April 12, 2016
My sugar daddy
by The Local Sanwich Maker April 12, 2016
Fat shaming, blonde haired, dumb ass Canadian bitch that thinks she's famous cause she was with Matthew Santoro saying he was promoting himself around her ... he's got millions of subs she's got like 2.
The epitome of shit.
The epitome of shit.
Did you see Nicole Arbour's latest video?
Nicole who?
The fat shamer...
No I haven't...who again? Never heard of this bitch.
Nicole who?
The fat shamer...
No I haven't...who again? Never heard of this bitch.
by The Local Sanwich Maker April 12, 2016
Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
His love reaches my buttocks every night.
I whisper in my sleep, this is your swamp.
He lets out a mighty roar and says it's all ogre now.
His love reaches my buttocks every night.
I whisper in my sleep, this is your swamp.
He lets out a mighty roar and says it's all ogre now.
by The Local Sanwich Maker April 12, 2016
by The Local Sanwich Maker April 12, 2016
Like the Oculus Rift, the Oculus Cocksoculus is a virtual reality system that provides euphoric sensations to men's penises. The Oculus Cocksoculus is also used as a battery and the test subjects used in these vile experiments are drained of their very life force as you experience constant busting of nuts on an hourly basis. The Chinese use this as a form of torture while trying to interrogate spies. It is said Kim Jong Il invented this to please himself and was saddened when he realized his boner could not fit the Oculus hole. The batteries are used to power the world as more and more men enter the Oculus Cocksoculus, there will be energy for all.
by The Local Sanwich Maker April 12, 2016