The Little Kid's definitions

redneck

The name of a sore penis after repeated masturbation or rough sex.

While at the Catholic Trailer Park Private School for Boys, the teacher priest showed his students what a redneck looks like, and was arrested for child molestation, and private lewdness.

by The Little Kid May 31, 2006

job hunting

The act of applying for jobs with the intent of hooking up.

Harold: Dude, I went to a few department stores today, and fine mamis were all over the place. I'm about to go job hunting there tomorrow.

by the Little Kid May 30, 2006

That Shit Hurt!!

An exclamation said when one makes a poop so humongoid that it hurts.

Arnold: I just dropped a deuce times twelve. That shit hurt!!!

by The Little Kid May 28, 2006

chlamyphilis

The STD you know you have, but haven't gotten it checked out yet.

Hippy 1: I think that bitch gave me a disease.
Hippy 2: You should see a doctor.
Hippy 1: What for? I already know it's chlamyphilis.

by the Little Kid June 11, 2006

White Money

Your paycheck when it's signed by a white man, usually used for the titty bar.
Slang for taxed money.

Nurtie cashed his white money at the check cashing spot. Time to hit up the strip club.

by the Little Kid June 11, 2006

Bobo

The name of your boyfriend when you put your public business on the internet.

All of my internet buddies think my boyfriend's name is Bobo.

by the Little Kid June 14, 2006

stockboy

The boy you uncontrollably have the hots for so much, you will stop at nothing to make him yours.

Hessa: Look at that boy shopping for toothbrushes. He's a hottie.
Chessa: You should murder sheep in their sleep and make him your stockboy.

by the Little Kid June 11, 2006