The Little Kid's definitions

Urban Missionary

A sexual position where both parties wear bandannas around their head, talking only in Urban Dictionary slang.

I was pushin rope with wifey, Urban Missionary style.
She then called me a wussy, and stole my rhymes with her finger.
She then yelled, "You've been served!!! You lose!!! Sucka!!!"
Afterwards, she broke up with me, and I met her little sister and practiced the Dirty Al in front of the mirror.

by the Little Kid June 3, 2006

chlamyphilis

The STD you know you have, but haven't gotten it checked out yet.

Hippy 1: I think that bitch gave me a disease.
Hippy 2: You should see a doctor.
Hippy 1: What for? I already know it's chlamyphilis.

by the Little Kid June 11, 2006

Black Money

Welfare. Government money.

Dude: I just copped me a house with my Black money.
Dudette: Cot damn!! Guh'ment got a lot of free money, huh?

by the Little Kid June 11, 2006

Chinese Money

Money usually coming from the wealthy mommy and daddy. If not, then money earned from being a doctor or mathmetician.

Korko: Dude, look at Wang Chung. That guy got Chinese money.
Mubbu: How can you tell?
Korko: Wang Chung is a math doctor, and so were his parents.

by the Little Kid June 11, 2006

genital pimples

The nickname used for genital warts or sores to boost ego, and downplay the whole idea of having an STD.

Fanny: Orville!! What the hell is that little knob on your knob?
Orville: Don't worry about that. It's just genital pimples.
Fanny: Oh. Ok then. As long as it doesn't spread to my armpit.

by the Little Kid June 11, 2006

You Old Man!!!

An exclamation used to yell at slow drivers.

"That stupid fool is going 20 in a 35 zone."
(Pumping fist in the air)
"You Old Man!!! Arrrrggh!!"

by the Little Kid June 3, 2006

ugly stick

an STD infested pecker.

Diller beat some hoe with his ugly stick and turned her ugly. Now she has chlamyphilis and herpes simplex 20.

by the Little Kid June 11, 2006