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dodge knee

Dodge knee is the condition where in gym class you are playing a heated game of dodgeball when a ball is thrown your way. When you try to bend down in order to dodge out of the way, so that your knee contacts the gym floor, you have just given yourself the first-degree burn, dodge knee.
"Hey Killer, what's wrong?"

"My knee kills, i got some wicked dodge knee last period and it still stings."
by The Legendary Ironwood March 15, 2005
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fives

A tool used among friends to retain possession of a certain seat. As the name suggest, fives only works for five minutes. After standing up from his chair, the person announces "fives", and then can freely do what he needed to, and when he returns no one is allowed to take his seat during his absence.

Powerful foe of, "you move your feet, you loose your seat."
Rudolf: I need to pee, fives.

==four minutes later==

Rudolf: Get your ass out of my seat.
Schwartz: No Way!
Rudolf: I called fives, schmuck.
Schwartz: ... arr, you got me this time.
by The Legendary Ironwood March 27, 2005
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paper wasp

Variation of the paper hornet. A paper wasp is a piece of paper that is folded tightly multiple times to form a 'V' shape. The paper wasp is then shot at an unsuspecting victim, from a rubber band placed around the thumb and middle fingers.
The pain of a hard shot is quite painful, and similar to the sting of a wasp. Hence, paper wasp.
I just was wailed with a paper wasp when I was changing for gym, that's going to leave an unsightly bruise.
by The Legendary Ironwood March 16, 2005
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dipsoluscious vacation

noun. (dip-sol-lush-us vay-kay-shun)
1. A state of being where a person declares himself on vacation as an excuse to be lazy and/or to avoid work.
2. Can also be used to define a very pleasurable period of time or experience.

Though orthography of the word may vary (sometimes the first "o" is an "a"), this is the most logical spelling.

"dipsoluscious vacation," is the product of the words "dipso" + "luscious." Dipso, meaning, "a person who has a compulsion to drink alcohol; a dipsomaniac," and luscious meaning a variety of things such as “richly appealing to the senses or the mind,” or “having strong sensual or sexual appeal.” These words harmonize together to establish the tone of the word to be euphoric in nature.
as used on family guy...

Lois: Peter, tomorrow's Christmas Eve and you still haven't gotten us a tree.
Peter: Lois, I told you I'm on dipsoluscious vacation. What part of that don't you understand?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Larry: Two more days of school left!
Greggo: Sweet, summer will be 3ish months of non-stop dipsoluscious vacation!
by The Legendary Ironwood June 12, 2006
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Super perfundo on the early eve of your day

Another way to say goodbye to someone. The meaning is loose. Comes from the movie, Waking Life.
Wiley: Yeah, man. Well, I gotta go man.

John: Ok, later man. Super perfundo on the early eve of your day.

Wiley: What's that mean?

John: Well you know, I've never figured it out. Maybe you can. This guy always whispers it in my ear. Lewis.....he's a reoccurring dream character.
by The Legendary Ironwood January 29, 2007
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three pointer

Noun
1. Name given to a classification of shots made in the game of basketball. A three pointer is accomplished when the player with the ball successfully makes his shot behind the three-point line. Worth three points due to great distance that shot was made from.
2. Last hope for white guys in the NBA.

Failure to make the three pointer commonly results in an airball and much mockery.

Note: Three pointers are often shot from “downtown.”
Larry: Hey bitches, watch as I make this three pointer with my eyes closed.
*swish*
Larry: Kobe!
by The Legendary Ironwood June 12, 2006
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manhunt

A game that is much like Hide-and-go-seek, but is considered less juvenile, so is played by older people. Game works best during the night, and outside. This is played with two teams who alternate being the Hiders, and the Seekers.

After a designated period of wait, the Seekers scavenge the predetermined territory for the other team. After a Hider is found, rules vary on how to officially tag, he is brought to the area marked as prison. From there, fellow teammates can free him. Game is not over until everyone is found.

Note: Game eventually causes great chaos and arguments over rules and teams. A smooth playing game is rare.
"I'm up for some action tonight, let's get some people together and play manhunt."
by The Legendary Ironwood March 13, 2005
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