The Koaladude's definitions

sucked your mum

A sad insult when someone is completely cornered usually used by townies.

Townie - It's all your fault
Cleva guy - What did I do then?
Townie -..... You sucked your mum

by The Koaladude September 12, 2005

massy

Short for mastrubate.

Guy - Have you heard Tim Massys him self while we're not looking.

by The Koaladude September 12, 2005

cockfuckwankerbastard

What you say to someone if they've made you angry beyond all belief.

Guy - What!! You slept with my wife threw a pig at my car and shoved explosives in toilet!
Guy #2 - Yes.
Guy - Why you cockfuckwankerbastard!

by The Koaladude September 12, 2005

Imbecil

An insult - When someone is terrible at something they call them an imbecil - Originating from a pouncey MMORPG player.

Guy - I'm gunna jump off Mt Everest
Guy#2 - Imbecil

by The Koaladude September 25, 2005

bring it off

The the opposite of bring it on.

Guy - Bring it on!
Guy#2 - Come on then!
Teacher - No no Bring it off.

by The Koaladude September 25, 2005

Thornbury

A stoned town near bristol where everyone who lives there is stoned to their eyeballs in any class A drug, even the toddlers.

The Police might as well not be there since they're stoned aswell, One in every 3 people are missing body parts.

Nobody is safe to walk the streets cos of druggys, There's a 2 nuclear reactors for every 1 house and the water is green.

Guy - You been to Thornbury?
Guy #2 - My cousin did and died.

by The Koaladude September 25, 2005

blame

Something which two humans do to one another in an painful procedure which can result in unpleasentness.

Guy - OMFG! She blamed me for cheating on her! waaa...

by The Koaladude September 25, 2005