Definitions by The Koaladude

massy 

Short for mastrubate.

Guy - Have you heard Tim Massys him self while we're not looking.

massy by The Koaladude September 12, 2005

cockfuckwankerbastard

What you say to someone if they've made you angry beyond all belief.

Guy - What!! You slept with my wife threw a pig at my car and shoved explosives in toilet!
Guy #2 - Yes.
Guy - Why you cockfuckwankerbastard!

cockfuckwankerbastard by The Koaladude September 12, 2005

Chooblet 

A female choob, so just like a choob except with no genitals.

Guy - What a choob...
Guy #2 - Nah, I think its a chooblet.

Chooblet by The Koaladude September 11, 2005

jeez la weez 

An experssion used instead of jesus christ used by people who think jesus christ is blasphumus, usually used in england by middle aged men.

Middle aged man - Jeez la Weez, you haven't had enough cake today have you?

jeez la weez by The Koaladude September 11, 2005

baboon 

1. A fat ape with a huge amount of body hair and BO originating from the far east.
2.A crappy insult.

1. Kid - Wow, Thats a fat Baboon.
2. Kid - Your a D*ck faced baboon.

baboon by The Koaladude September 11, 2005

Spazticated orangutan 

An insult to a fat person with body weight that rivals that of an blue whale (fat retard). They refuse to do any physical activities what so ever and usually end up lying on the floor like a spazticated orangutan - hence the insult.

Guy - Haha! Your a Spazticated orangutan!

Spazticated orangutan by The Koaladude September 11, 2005

Driver 3 

1. A video game.
2. A horrible attempt at trying to beat the competition.

1. Guy - Lets go play Driver 3! Hyuck!
2. Guy - Did you see that fat person try and climb mount everest?
Guy #2 - Yeah, He was so pulling a Driver 3.

Driver 3 by The Koaladude September 11, 2005