vanker

Wanker with a german accent. But I use it in chat rooms to get away with saying wanker without it getting filtered.
Guy - Up Urs Vanker!
by The Koaladude September 12, 2005
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primitive

An Informal insult which is not meant to be offensive and just to make a point that someone is thinking stupidly.
Guy - *Trys to open jar, then gives up*
Guy#2 - *Opens jar with one hand*
Guy - Thanks
Guy#2 - Primitive
by The Koaladude September 12, 2005
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Cortez

The main charecter in the video game Time Splitters 3: Future Perfect. Who travels through time to save the human race - he also has horrible humor.
Cortez - Its time to split!
by The Koaladude September 10, 2005
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benefit fraud

Benefit fraud is when someone lies to get benefit. This includes people who are:

* not reporting they are living together as man and wife
* not reporting income or capital
* not reporting when they are living abroad
* providing a false address
* not reporting other benefits or sources of income
Tax Collecter - Its £50 if you have income and £20 if your unemployed? Are you employed?

Guy - Errr... No and I'm not commiting Benefit fraud either.
by The Koaladude September 18, 2005
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slogger

Word used when playing a ball based game (Usually base ball. Its what your stereotypical coach says after you've hit the ball too far, usually just sounds a bit cheesy.
Guy - *Wollops ball*
Coach - Woah that was a slogger!
by The Koaladude September 10, 2005
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Chooblet

A female choob, so just like a choob except with no genitals.
Guy - What a choob...
Guy #2 - Nah, I think its a chooblet.
by The Koaladude September 11, 2005
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Spazticated orangutan

An insult to a fat person with body weight that rivals that of an blue whale (fat retard). They refuse to do any physical activities what so ever and usually end up lying on the floor like a spazticated orangutan - hence the insult.
Guy - Haha! Your a Spazticated orangutan!
by The Koaladude September 11, 2005
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