The Koaladude's definitions

Gayphobia

Slang word for fear of Gays and everything gay.

Guy - Jim is having a serious stroke of gayphobia.

by The Koaladude September 12, 2005

Octabus

A bus with 8 wheels which is (usually) used to transport humanoids from place to place.

Guy - You taking the octabus today?
Guy #2 - What the hell is that?

by The Koaladude September 10, 2005

cockfuckwankerbastard

What you say to someone if they've made you angry beyond all belief.

Guy - What!! You slept with my wife threw a pig at my car and shoved explosives in toilet!
Guy #2 - Yes.
Guy - Why you cockfuckwankerbastard!

by The Koaladude September 12, 2005

massy

Short for mastrubate.

Guy - Have you heard Tim Massys him self while we're not looking.

by The Koaladude September 12, 2005

Misses

When you fail to hit at something.

Bad dart playa - *Throws dart - and fails to hit*
Commentater - Bad dart playa is up.. and he misses.

by The Koaladude September 10, 2005

dix

Short for dicks, by chatroom noobs.

Alex - LOLzzz!!! Uz GOT 5 dix!! HAHHA!11

by The Koaladude September 27, 2005

Spazticated orangutan

An insult to a fat person with body weight that rivals that of an blue whale (fat retard). They refuse to do any physical activities what so ever and usually end up lying on the floor like a spazticated orangutan - hence the insult.

Guy - Haha! Your a Spazticated orangutan!

by The Koaladude September 11, 2005