The Kentucky Yankee's definitions

Baptists

A large denomination in the religion of Christianity that has smaller factions such as Missionary Baptists and Southern Baptists. This is not a denomination that is predominantly composed of Southern Whites, contrary to popular beliefs and opinions. Instead, it is a widespread religion that is practiced by many people here (Ohio River Valley) in the Midwest, the Northeast, all of The North, the West Coast, and even over in Europe. It is one of many Protestant (Non-Catholic) groups that are Christian, are being Baptist is also a great thing to be.

Baptists are devout Christians who know Jesus is the Savior as well as the only son of God. They go by the teachings of the Bible, worship God AND Jesus, and have accepted Jesus into their heart and experience the miracles and love of God, who is the ONE AND ONLY true god.

by The Kentucky Yankee December 8, 2004

Colored

Something that we all are. Colored does not just mean Black anymore, that is only a stereotype. Here's a list of what color a race is associated with:

European-Americans=White
African-Americans=Black
Hispanic-Americans=Brown
Native Americans=Red
Asian-Americans=Yellow

It shouldn't matter what color you are. I am accepting of all races. There are people of every race that I don't like, but that is the same case with everyone in the country.
I honestly don't care if your white, black, red, purple, or orange, race is not an issue with me!

by The Kentucky Yankee December 9, 2004

Illinois

A flat, cool state in the Midwest that has the Nation's 3rd largest city: Chicago. The state is said to have two different regions. Those are Chicagoland and Downstate. However, Downstate also applies to cities and areas north and west of Chicago, too.

In addition to that, here's something to think about: With the completion of the 2004 Presidential Election, a new map of the United States was created, including the "United States of Canada" and Jesusland. However, Illinois would be totally Republican if it wasn't for Chicago. That's why it is inaccurate to include all of Illinois into the United States of Canada as a Blue State.

Illinois has two regions called Downstate and Chicagoland.

by The Kentucky Yankee December 21, 2004

Fort Wayne

A city of almost 200,000 people in the northeastern corner of the state of Indiana. This place is the Rudeness Capital of the Midwest. People here and from here are very rude and inconsiderate, even though they have no reason to.

Everyone I ever knew from Fort Wayne was a total prick.

by The Kentucky Yankee February 2, 2005

Cincinnati

A city of around 315,000 in the southwestern edge of Ohio. It has a massive metropolitan population of over 2.1 million people covering Northern Kentucky and a large amount of southwestern Ohio. It is a very fine city; it is full of musuems, restaurants, shopping areas, sports stadiums, and is home to the World's first skyscrapers outside of Chicago and New York City, of who were first. Home to the Bengals (Pronounced 'BAIN-Guls) NFL Team and the Cincinnati Reds MLB Team, Cincinnati is also the only true conservative/Republican metropolis in the state of Ohio, I'm glad to say.

I love Cincinnati. I love it a lot.

by The Kentucky Yankee February 5, 2005

Get Your Mother Fuckin Cranium Cracked

A lyric in a song known as "Dre Day". This was a song created in 1992 by Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, and featured a few other rappers. The lyric: "So if you want to keep poppin that shit and get your mother fuckin cranium cracked, step right up!"

This is probably what a lot of people on this site are probably going to end up have happening to them.

by The Kentucky Yankee February 5, 2005

Duran Duran

Kick-ass 80s pop-rock band from Great Britain, that made it to the tops of the charts several times over with hits like "ordinary world", "hungry like the wolf", "new moon on monday", "I dont want your love", and "come undone". Their major run of success and music production lasted from 1981 to the early 90s, when they made a final, major commercial success album.

My favorite Duran Duran song is "Come Undone"

by The Kentucky Yankee October 25, 2004