Definitions by The Jakey Cunt In Scotland

Nathan Jones 

likely to own a staffie, wee rat head, should not be approached, is house imprisoned and deprived of natural sunlight due to over-exposure to fortnite and other ps4 applications, may evolve to live underground in the near future due to lack of daylight, did i mention he is a slight rat.

That wee rat boy Nathan Jones with the big ribs

Nathan Jones by The Jakey Cunt In Scotland October 15, 2018

taller freeze 

The art of taking a linear shit and freezing it, to then create an improvised toy used for sexual gratification, often used on females as a dildo.

"fuck i don't have the dildo"
"it's okay just do the taller freeze"

taller freeze by The Jakey Cunt In Scotland October 15, 2018

Daniel Jones

Daniel Jones is an uncommon breed of mutant rat. He spends his spare time watching sislovesme videos, not to wank, but simply for entertainment. He also enjoys activities such as, but not limited to: Masturbation to black people gifs, pronouncing the word "gif" as "jif", and stealing his neighbours garden gnomes. If you are approached by such a creature, stay extremely still as to not threaten it, as when they are threatened they tend to grow a large coat of needles and shoot them at their enemies.

"See that Daniel Jones boy, don't go near him he's a bit, mmm you know"

Daniel Jones by The Jakey Cunt In Scotland October 15, 2018

junkie fuck 

Usually reffered to as the reeking jakey cunts downtown. Can be found most comonly in Scotland. They'll steal your fucking carrots.

I met some junkie fucks down the town the other day, tried to eat my fucking carrots, the bastards.

junkie fuck by The Jakey Cunt In Scotland July 7, 2014

junkie fuck 

Usually reffered to as the reeking jakey cunts downtown. Can be found most comonly in Scotland. They'll steal your fucking carrots.

I met some junkie fucks down the town the other day, tried to eat my fucking carrots, the bastards.

junkie fuck by The Jakey Cunt In Scotland July 7, 2014