Definitions by The Jacking Force Wizard

Stone Cold Steve Earnhardt 

A mixed beverage named after Earnhardt SR’s third cousin, which consists of bloody Mary mix, Busch, light, vodka, Goodbar, and four Loco

Andy punished them Stone Cold Steve Earnhardts last night!

Stone Cold Steve Earnhardt by The Jacking Force Wizard January 9, 2024

Señor Francis 

A drink costing of vodka, cheerwine, white claw, and sprite that is named after the famous Spanish conquistador from the 1580s that landed in Carteret county North Carolina and was known for creating the modern day jewelry market in Swansboro county

Alex drank way too many Señor Francis’ last night and passed out in the trailer

Señor Francis by The Jacking Force Wizard January 9, 2024

Wet Winslow 

When your absolutely hammered off of spooky dookies and Señor Francis’ and piss yourself while doing a cross chop

Colton and Alex had a wet Winslow last night after chugging too many Señor Francis’ at the beach house

Wet Winslow by The Jacking Force Wizard January 9, 2024

Spookie Dookie 

A craft cocktail that involves

Grape vodka

White claw

Sour mix

Cheerwine
Liquid iv sprinkled on top

Colton and Alex got hammered on spookie dookies while trying to give the blowup doll a sticky Boswell then got covid

Spookie Dookie by The Jacking Force Wizard December 4, 2023

Sticky Boswell

When you blow a load on your sisters face, then go out and win that race!

Colton totally gave her a Sticky Boswell last night

Sticky Boswell by The Jacking Force Wizard August 23, 2023