Kid #1: "Oh man, check out that thing, man."
Kid #2: "Whaddaya wanna do with it?"
Kid #1: "Let's launch over it!"
(A Jeep pulls up)
G.I. Joe: "Who wants a body massage?" *hums to himself*
Kid #2: "Uh, what did he just say to us?"
G.I. Joe: "Oooh... Mr. Body Massage Machine GO!"
Kid #2: "Uhhhhhh... what the Hell?"
G.I. Joe: "Body massage."
Kid #2: "Whaddaya wanna do with it?"
Kid #1: "Let's launch over it!"
(A Jeep pulls up)
G.I. Joe: "Who wants a body massage?" *hums to himself*
Kid #2: "Uh, what did he just say to us?"
G.I. Joe: "Oooh... Mr. Body Massage Machine GO!"
Kid #2: "Uhhhhhh... what the Hell?"
G.I. Joe: "Body massage."
by The J-Spot January 17, 2005
Exclamation of which many forms exist (i.e. you fail, you fail it, you suck at life), used after the subject has failed at performing an easy, simple or mundane task.
If said straightfaced and/or casually, the effect can be greater than that of other, milder insults. However, its use and effectiveness depend heavily upon timing.
Conversely, "I fail at life" can be used to acknowlege one's own failiure.
If said straightfaced and/or casually, the effect can be greater than that of other, milder insults. However, its use and effectiveness depend heavily upon timing.
Conversely, "I fail at life" can be used to acknowlege one's own failiure.
(Person A proceeds to open their front door, but in doing so slips and falls, causing them to wipe out on their front steps.)
Person B: "Wow. You fail at life."
Person B: "Wow. You fail at life."
by The J-Spot January 16, 2005
by The J-Spot January 16, 2005
1. A procedure or operation performed by someone with inadequate skill or knowlege of the subject.
2. Something done shoddily or ineptly.
3. A crude and improvised or temporary solution to a problem, designed to be more functional and timely than precise, durable or of good quality.
4. Something done with little forethought, organization, planning or precision.
5. A useless, inept or sloppy person.
2. Something done shoddily or ineptly.
3. A crude and improvised or temporary solution to a problem, designed to be more functional and timely than precise, durable or of good quality.
4. Something done with little forethought, organization, planning or precision.
5. A useless, inept or sloppy person.
1. "I had no fucking idea what I was doing; it was a total hack job."
2. "I told my brother to clean the bathroom, but it still looks like hell. Man, he did such a hack job."
3. "I got the radiator working for now, but it won't last long; it's just a hack job."
4. "Your paper sucks, man, you can tell it's just a hack job."
5. "Joel's such a fucking hack job; he couldn't even get his shit together in time for the party."
2. "I told my brother to clean the bathroom, but it still looks like hell. Man, he did such a hack job."
3. "I got the radiator working for now, but it won't last long; it's just a hack job."
4. "Your paper sucks, man, you can tell it's just a hack job."
5. "Joel's such a fucking hack job; he couldn't even get his shit together in time for the party."
by The J-Spot January 14, 2005
A special ed student. So called because special ed classrooms are, in many schools, the only carpeted ones.
by The J-Spot January 16, 2005