carp

Derivative of the term "carpet kid". Typically used in academic circles. Sometimes meant to be derogatory.

1. abbr. - carpet kid

2. n. - Someone who is mentally handicapped.

3. n. - Someone who is unintelligent or in, say, a remedial class.

4. n. - Someone who acts very stupid, can't interact on the samel level as their peers, or is "not all there".

5. n. (derogatory) - Someone who does blatantly stupid and annoying things, and who has little personality and few redeeming qualities.

6. n. (derogatory) - Someone who is chronically uncool, even to losers.

7. n. (carps) - A high school social class comprised of students who are typically rebellious but lack the social skills to associate with the "bad kids". The stereotypical carp is loud, hostile, angry, unfashionable, unintelligent, and poserish yet down to earth, somewhat introverted, friendly and keeps to themselves.

2. "Geez, man, don't make fun of him; he's a carp."

3. "Cut her some slack. You know she's always been a carp."

4. "The kid sniffing the windex? Yeah, he's kind of a carp."

5. "Give me the kerosene, Josh! You're being a fucking carp!"

6. "You mean you couldn't even get a seat at the chess club table? Damn, you are such a carp!"

7. "The carps were arguing with the jocks over by the smoking pit today."

by The J-Spot January 15, 2005

special area

The crotch or genitals (male or female).

"He touched my special area."

by The J-Spot January 16, 2005

hack job

1. A procedure or operation performed by someone with inadequate skill or knowlege of the subject.

2. Something done shoddily or ineptly.

3. A crude and improvised or temporary solution to a problem, designed to be more functional and timely than precise, durable or of good quality.

4. Something done with little forethought, organization, planning or precision.

5. A useless, inept or sloppy person.

1. "I had no fucking idea what I was doing; it was a total hack job."

2. "I told my brother to clean the bathroom, but it still looks like hell. Man, he did such a hack job."

3. "I got the radiator working for now, but it won't last long; it's just a hack job."

4. "Your paper sucks, man, you can tell it's just a hack job."

5. "Joel's such a fucking hack job; he couldn't even get his shit together in time for the party."

by The J-Spot January 14, 2005

The A.Y.

Slang term for the municipality of Aylmer, QC, Canada. Often used by white trash gangsta-wannabes, or by others in mockery of them.

Also used as a term of endearment towards the city.

We be reppin' tha A.Y. straight up, BITCH!

Damn, those A.Y. kids are stupid.

You gotta love the A.Y.

by The J-Spot January 10, 2005

carpet kid

A special ed student. So called because special ed classrooms are, in many schools, the only carpeted ones.

"He's going into the white room with all the pillows; he must be a carpet kid."

by The J-Spot January 16, 2005