Urban Dictionary: Definitions by The In and Out Kids

Doucheblind

A girl who is hopelessly attached to a boyfriend and cannot realize that he's a douchebag no matter what he does.

During Susie's boyfriend's third victory dance after winning a game of ping-pong, we realized how doucheblind she was.

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One who has a natural dumb luck that bails them out of any situation, regardless of severity.

Her pregnancy test was negative. Again. That lucktard

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An individual's high intelligence resulting from a low income upbringing.

Josh knew to cut his heroin with quinine instead of milk sugar becuase he is so poortelligent.

For antonym, see poortarded

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A person who is ignorant on the basis of economic upbringing.

Timmy didn't know how to operate the microwave, because he's poortarded.