Definitions by The Herb and Company

Chuck Norris-ing 

The act of sharing Chuck Norris jokes with friends, family, etc...

Herb: According to Einstein's Theory of Relativity, Chuck Norris can actually kick you YESTERDAY.

Samuel: Chuck Norris can speak Braille

Julie: OK group, stop Chuck Norris-ing, we need to get back to work on our project.

Chuck Norris-ing by The Herb and Company May 1, 2006

Dolby Disapproval 

The sound you hear from at least 5 people in a room when you say something that crosses the line. Everybody says "AWWWWWWWW", and because there are so many people in the room who disapprove it is like surround sound, Dolby style.

*Somebody makes a joke*

*Someone else makes a joke, but it is too dirty/wrong/offensive*

Everyone: EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

They just got a Dolby Disapproval

Dolby Disapproval by The Herb and Company February 3, 2006

Hot Air Balloon 

Performed after a Red Balloon. To stpo the beeding, put a hair dryer in someone's ass to cauterize any bleeding from popped hemerroids.

Chastity's bleeding was uncontrolable this time, we had to resort to a Hot Air Balloon

Hot Air Balloon by The Herb and Company November 23, 2004

Suck-Of-War 

Opposite of Push-Of-war. One competitor's mouth is placed over the other competitor's ass. The mouth tries to suck out the opponent's shit, while the ass clenches so that no shit escapes. Whoever holds out the longest wins.

Tutton, I totally smashed you in Push-Of-War, and Suck-Of-War would be no dfferent

Suck-Of-War by The Herb and Company October 26, 2004

Push-Of-War

Opposite of Tug-of-war. It's a two-player game where one player puts their mouth over the opponent's ass. The ass opponent tries to take a shit, while the mouth opponent tries to blow as hard as they can so that the shit doesn't go in their mouth. Whoever holds out the longest wins.

I killed Tutton in a Push-Of-War contest. I can't believed he thought he could beat me.

Push-Of-War by The Herb and Company October 15, 2004

Anal Jungle 

A really, REALLY hairy ass crack. Some animals can be found inside. A Red balloon may be hard to pull off

I have a date on Friday, and she might not appreciate my anal jungle. I guess I'll shave it

Anal Jungle by The Herb and Company October 5, 2004

Red Balloon 

A sexual act that is characterized by tossing a women's salad while she has hemorroids. Take a hold of a hemorroid in your teeth, and bite down with all your might. The ensuing explosion with leave with great satisfaction.

Even though Chastity got hemorroids from extreme anal sex, I still did a red balloon on her, and she LIKED it.

Red Balloon by The Herb and Company September 29, 2004