Definitions by The Happy Humanist
man
male
A life support system for a penis. Is replaceable by a dildo. Soon to be abolished.
Meant to fuck, mow the lawn and do all the heavy lifting. Nothing else.
If you are offended by this definition, please see what "men" wrote about women. And you will understand.
A life support system for a penis. Is replaceable by a dildo. Soon to be abolished.
Meant to fuck, mow the lawn and do all the heavy lifting. Nothing else.
If you are offended by this definition, please see what "men" wrote about women. And you will understand.
man by The Happy Humanist February 11, 2010
feminist
Kurt Cobain and John Lennon.
This isn't an opinion but a simple fact. They described themselves as proud feminists and challenged the traditional gender roles through their music. Do the research.
So everyone who gives this a thumb down can't read, is a fan of Pat Robertson and his hate speeches or simply enjoys spreading lies about an idea that is honorable through and through.
This isn't an opinion but a simple fact. They described themselves as proud feminists and challenged the traditional gender roles through their music. Do the research.
So everyone who gives this a thumb down can't read, is a fan of Pat Robertson and his hate speeches or simply enjoys spreading lies about an idea that is honorable through and through.
Kurt Cobain, the proto feminist: “... at the top of the food chain is still the white, corporate, macho, strong ox male. Not redeemable as far as I’m concerned. ... Sexism has to be blown wide open…but there are thousands of green minds, young gullable 15 year old boys out there just starting to fall into the grain of what they’ve been told of what a man is supposed to be ...”
Kurt Cobain: "Rape Me"
John Lennon: "Woman is the N****r of the World"
Kurt Cobain: "Rape Me"
John Lennon: "Woman is the N****r of the World"
feminist by The Happy Humanist February 9, 2010
feminist
A feminist is the bravest and most honourable person (man or woman) out there who has the guts to stand up to all the irrational, MANIC HATE that every single man on this site expresses toward women.
Please read the entries and you will realize how much women are hated by men and how much we need feminism. And you will be genuinely afraid. Who are these people?
Equality is more that being equal under the law. We will have true equality when
- men are encouraged to have a bikini wax twice a month (200 US Dollars), legs and armpits as well please
- men have to wear high heels that mutilate their feet and skirts and tiny tops
- men are told that they are worthless if they have wrinkles and therefore have to buy anti-aging products like there’s no tomorrow
- men will be ostracized severely if they wear the same piece of clothing twice
- beautiful men marry ugly women as frequently as beautiful women marry ugly men
- men take the last names of their wives as frequently as women do
- “pussy” and “cunt” are no longer used as insults
- men and women split the household chores and the “bringing up kids” duties evenly
- women no longer get paid less for the same work
- 95 % of domestic and sexual violence are no longer committed by men against women
- … The list could go on forever
There is no equality, not even in the Western world. If you are a fair person (man or woman) you will agree and try to make this world a better place for EVERYONE. Men and women.
Please read the entries and you will realize how much women are hated by men and how much we need feminism. And you will be genuinely afraid. Who are these people?
Equality is more that being equal under the law. We will have true equality when
- men are encouraged to have a bikini wax twice a month (200 US Dollars), legs and armpits as well please
- men have to wear high heels that mutilate their feet and skirts and tiny tops
- men are told that they are worthless if they have wrinkles and therefore have to buy anti-aging products like there’s no tomorrow
- men will be ostracized severely if they wear the same piece of clothing twice
- beautiful men marry ugly women as frequently as beautiful women marry ugly men
- men take the last names of their wives as frequently as women do
- “pussy” and “cunt” are no longer used as insults
- men and women split the household chores and the “bringing up kids” duties evenly
- women no longer get paid less for the same work
- 95 % of domestic and sexual violence are no longer committed by men against women
- … The list could go on forever
There is no equality, not even in the Western world. If you are a fair person (man or woman) you will agree and try to make this world a better place for EVERYONE. Men and women.
Jason: I am a feminist.
Redeck #1: Boooooooo Hoooooooo Let's kill him, boys!!!!!
Nomal person: Wow Jason, you have balls to risk the wrath of every hick out there!
Redeck #1: Boooooooo Hoooooooo Let's kill him, boys!!!!!
Nomal person: Wow Jason, you have balls to risk the wrath of every hick out there!
feminist by The Happy Humanist February 8, 2010
ukraine
A Eastern European country of great beauty and incredible potential.
Former member of the Soviet Union. Established as an independent, democratic state on August 24, 1991. A relatively "new" state that has already come a long way. A country that in headed for success!
Ukraine is the ONLY state in Europe that dares to openly defy and piss off Russia, therefore new favourite pet to the US of A.
Home of ridiculously gorgeous people. Joe Biden said that Ukraine women are the "most beautiful women in the wolrd". 6 out of 10 top models are Slavic, by the way.
Ukraine is bound to join the EU and eventually the NATO. And they'll looooove them.
Ukraine is the place where the Slavic race has its origins, so Ukraine is mother to Russia, not the other way around.
The people are very intelligent, but poor. Ukraine has no middle class to speak of.
Former member of the Soviet Union. Established as an independent, democratic state on August 24, 1991. A relatively "new" state that has already come a long way. A country that in headed for success!
Ukraine is the ONLY state in Europe that dares to openly defy and piss off Russia, therefore new favourite pet to the US of A.
Home of ridiculously gorgeous people. Joe Biden said that Ukraine women are the "most beautiful women in the wolrd". 6 out of 10 top models are Slavic, by the way.
Ukraine is bound to join the EU and eventually the NATO. And they'll looooove them.
Ukraine is the place where the Slavic race has its origins, so Ukraine is mother to Russia, not the other way around.
The people are very intelligent, but poor. Ukraine has no middle class to speak of.
Jack: Hey, I started out last but I ended up winning the tournament anyway!
John: The last will be first, I guess.
Jack: Yeah, like Ukraine!
John: The last will be first, I guess.
Jack: Yeah, like Ukraine!
ukraine by The Happy Humanist February 5, 2010
man
Men cause war
Men cause pain
Men hate women
Men hate everyone who's different
Men are obsolete
Man will destroy the world
Men cause pain
Men hate women
Men hate everyone who's different
Men are obsolete
Man will destroy the world
man by The Happy Humanist February 1, 2010
feminist
A person who is feared and hence defamed and discredited by jocks, frat boys and men of inferior intelligence and/or sexual prowess.
Bob the III: Dude, did you see this chick at our frat party? Smokin hot, riiight?
Jim the IV: Yeah man, but she's a feminist... so let's be really, really clever and tell everyone that she's a dyke that never shaves!
Jim the IV: Yeah man, but she's a feminist... so let's be really, really clever and tell everyone that she's a dyke that never shaves!
feminist by The Happy Humanist January 17, 2010
feminist
A person who laughs hysterically at the penises who have the nerve to whine about the evil evil feminists while the penises are the ONLY REAL victims because - and get that - they are also discriminated against and actually have to open doors and go to war and those horrible objects called women - yeah, get that - really didn't have it that bad.
They were only defamed by every religious text, burnt as witches, robbed of their right to receive an education, vote and own property in a marriage up until the 19th century. 13 year old girls in Afghanistan are being married off to 60 year old abusers and dare complain. Yeah, the whimps.
Look here, strong men, we go to war, open the doors, and earn the money (all things we do anyway) and you bear the children.
Deal?
Yeah, didn't think so.
They were only defamed by every religious text, burnt as witches, robbed of their right to receive an education, vote and own property in a marriage up until the 19th century. 13 year old girls in Afghanistan are being married off to 60 year old abusers and dare complain. Yeah, the whimps.
Look here, strong men, we go to war, open the doors, and earn the money (all things we do anyway) and you bear the children.
Deal?
Yeah, didn't think so.
Bobby Tom (IQ 27): Oh man, I hate those chicks ... those, what's the word ... feminists. They steal out thunder, man. We are the real victims. Dude, I took this chick on a date, Chuck E. Cheese, and I totatally had to pay the bill. I want equality!
Jason (IQ 120): You poor soul. But if you want real equality, that would mean that they have to pay the bill but we have to push living, breathing beings out of our bodies. Do you want that, Bobby Tom?
Jason (IQ 120): You poor soul. But if you want real equality, that would mean that they have to pay the bill but we have to push living, breathing beings out of our bodies. Do you want that, Bobby Tom?
feminist by The Happy Humanist January 17, 2010