The Grottomaster's definitions

Archpedophile

A priest who has molested at least 100 boys.

He's almost achieved his ranking as an Archpedophile -- he only has four boys to go.

by The Grottomaster April 13, 2011

Work Sandwich

A sandwich prepared by a wife for her blue-collared husband's lunch. Such sandwiches are indicative of the husband's libido, either ravenous or lacking: Thick meat on a sandwich indicates a happy wife, whereas a thin slice of bologna with no condiments stands testament to a man who has been ignoring his carnal obligations.

Bob's wife gave him a skimpy Work Sandwich -- they won't be married for much longer.

by The Grottomaster May 17, 2011

slacker

A person, usually a young one and frequently of the X-generation, who lives life at the minimum and is desirious of only enough cash to squeak by, working only to the degree necessary to acheive that dubious objective. Slackers are generally viewed as lazy and unambitious parasites on society in general, especially by older generations, including former hippies who were notably more noxious in their own youth. In the 1950s and before, the people who would nowadays be commonly characterized by the term slacker would have then been the individuals who necessitated innumerable red-lettered signs which pronounced No Loafing, signs which were prominently posted nationwide at nearly every gas station of the era and which were ignored on an equal magnitude by the people whom they specifically targeted.

Zachary is a slacker of the First Water... he's a part-timer at McDonald's, listens endlessly to classic Bob Dylan tunes, and lives with anyone who has yet to run him off.

by The Grottomaster August 31, 2010

Hillaristeria

The paranoid belief by rabid Hillary Clinton devotees that Vladimir Putin somehow figured out how to achieve what Al Gore would have sold his soul for, ergo: a means of manipulating the U.S.Presidential election.

Hillaristeria has taken hold in America with all the recounts of Trump states.

by The Grottomaster December 12, 2016

Government

A huge aggregation of incredibly evil people who come together daily to effect harm upon the rest of us.

My taxes have increased for a third time over the past year --the Government has screwed me again!

by The Grottomaster August 14, 2011

Fucking Retrospect

A reflection upon happier times, prior to the days of one's inability to have sex.

I was happily daydreaming about my youth, engaging in Fucking Retrospect.

by The Grottomaster August 22, 2011

slunger

An Appalachian noun describing either a fish of very large dimension or an unusually large pecker, (on either an animal or a human.) The 'g' has a soft pronunciation, like a 'j-sound'.

Man I dragged that catfish into the boat and it was a fuckin' slunger!

by The Grottomaster June 7, 2011