The Great American's definitions

President

Person who is smarter then you in every way because he/she is the leader of a country.

Dumb Person: Man i hate our president he is such an idiot.
Smart Person: Well what do you do.
Dumb Person: Well i am-
Smart Person: NOT THE PREIDENT!

by The Great American October 7, 2008

Jesus

The single greatest person in the history of everything.

historian: Did you know jesus and Moses used guns to defeat the romans?

by The Great American October 7, 2008

World War 2

The war where the europian allied powers did most of the frontwork. But United States cleaned it all up when they invaded Omaha and then nuked Japan. All the Soviet Union did was have shitty weather.

World War 1 but like 10x better and yet worser, Also World War 2 makes the best movies.

by The Great American October 8, 2008

George Washington

The second greatest human in the history of everything, only to be beaten by his best and longest friend Jesus.

George Washington once stopped a musket bullet with his teeth only to have them shatter and replaced by wooden ones with gold in the center. He then went on to slaughter the entire British regiment of 50 men with his sword and trusty steed.

by The Great American October 8, 2008

Cold War

The war between the two greatet civilizations in the world at the time, the United States and the Soviet Union. In which the United States won because they were faster and advancing technology, and had the courage to keep going.

Woman who just had birth: how's my baby?
United States Cold War doctor: He is fine, and yet another brave soldier in the fight against communism *looks head up at an angle then stares proudly*

by The Great American October 8, 2008

Revolutionary War

The American Revolution as some call it. But it's the war where a bunch of American colonists with pitchforks beat down a billion british soldiers.

The definition is of course an exageration but thats the revolutionary war in a nutshell.

by The Great American October 8, 2008

White Person

Somone who is the least racist person in the world, but is called racist because they have had a bad rap for the most part of the world's history.

Black group: HEY CRACKER!
White person: hey guys.
Black person in group: WHAT'YA MEAN BY GUYZ?!?.
White person: Are you not all males?
Black person: Are you saying all black people are guys?
White person: no, no not at all only that everyone in that group are males.
Black group: Racist.

by The Great American October 8, 2008