Definitions by The Grammar Nazi

fag hag 

n. A woman who enjoys hanging out with gay men.

Why don't more fag hags hang out with my roommate?

fag hag by The Grammar Nazi October 6, 2002

poontease 

n. The female equivalent of a cocktease; someone who comes on to a girl, but then doesn't follow through.

"It's been a month and you two *still* haven't had sex? She's a total poontease!"

poontease by The Grammar Nazi September 28, 2002

turntablism 

Mixin' some good vinyls; behind the wheels of steel.

Let's go to the club and check out some phat turntablism!

turntablism by The Grammar Nazi August 18, 2002

homophobe

n. One with an irrational fear of homosexuality and homosexuals. For the most part these people seem to have little actual experience with the aforementioned.

We fear what we do not understand.

I can't have my boyfriend over because my parents are total homophobes.

homophobe by The Grammar Nazi July 26, 2002

*f 

Synonym of S.O.; gender-neutral way to refer to one's girl/boyfriend.

You know I've never had a *f before.

*f by The Grammar Nazi July 23, 2002

hojillions

n. A great many; millions.

I am learning hojillions of new words from this book.

hojillions by The Grammar Nazi July 17, 2002

Seinfeldian 

adj. Obvious or absurd, such that it is reminiscent of NBC's "Seinfeld."

Arguing about the relative size of marshmellows is undeniably Seinfeldian.

Seinfeldian by The Grammar Nazi July 11, 2002