queaf

n. The release of air from the vagina; a pussy-fart.

All right, who queafed??

by The Grammar Nazi December 13, 2001

fuck buddy

n. A sex partner to whom you have no special attachment. A person you occasionally have sex with who is not your S.O.

A fuck buddy is similar to a friend with benefits.

Person 1: So your girlfriend's coming over?
Person 2: She's not my girlfriend. We're just fuck buddies.

by The Grammar Nazi December 15, 2001

rooted

v. past: To have your computer compromised; to have an attacker gain unauthorized root access.

"Your box got rooted!? Fuck a duck!"

by The Grammar Nazi June 06, 2001

cyber

n. Short for cyber sex.

So you really like him, huh? Have you two cybered yet?

by The Grammar Nazi January 13, 2002

misspelt

The bad, ugly and otherwise deprecated spelling of "misspelled."

As a lamer, I can tell you it's spelled 'misspelt.'

by The Grammar Nazi March 19, 2001

chick

n. A girl.

Chick is not necessarily derogatory, however many women find it offensive because of its flippant nature.

Did you see that chick? She waved at me.

by The Grammar Nazi December 03, 2001

veepstakes

The process a candidate for president goes through to choose a running mate. It's a portmanteau word combining the colloquial pronunciation of VP as "veep" and sweepstakes.

The winner of the veepstakes is awarded the honor of being trashed in the media for the next 5 months.

A: Who should Obama pick for VP?
B: I sure hope Brian Schweitzer wins the veepstakes!

by The Grammar Nazi June 06, 2008