delouse

v. To remove unwanted items from a culinary creation.

Crap! I forgot to ask for no tomatoes. Guess I'll just have to delouse my burger.

by The Grammar Nazi January 05, 2002

not having it

When someone is unwilling to accept the current or proposed state of affairs. Can also be used when someone doesn't believe you're telling them the truth.

Bush thought he'd slip Harriet Miers by on a nod and a wink, but the Busheviks weren't having it.

I told my mom I wasn't the one who put a dent in the car, but she was NOT having it and pressed me to give her the whole story.

by The Grammar Nazi November 05, 2005

tag and release

The term used to describe a sexually attractive (but underage) teenager. It derives from the practice of tagging wildlife. The understanding is that the stud is out of bounds at his current age, but that you'll be back to claim him when he's legal.

First defined in a Dan Savage column on 24 Nov 04.

#1: Damn, check out that hottie over there!
#2: Yeah, he's hott, but he's only 15.
#1: Tag and release that stud!

by The Grammar Nazi July 22, 2005

bragable

adj. Something that is able to be bragged about.

Mark's a lot older than me and almost done with puberty, which is bragable.

by The Grammar Nazi November 05, 2002

shotgun

The front seat of a car which is not the driver's seat.

I called not bitch first, so i get shotgun.

by The Grammar Nazi November 08, 2001

comeback

n. A response to an insult.

I can never come up with good comebacks; now is no exception.

by The Grammar Nazi February 20, 2002

fuck buddy

n. A sex partner to whom you have no special attachment. A person you occasionally have sex with who is not your S.O.

A fuck buddy is similar to a friend with benefits.

Person 1: So your girlfriend's coming over?
Person 2: She's not my girlfriend. We're just fuck buddies.

by The Grammar Nazi December 15, 2001