Definitions by The General

wedlock 

Wedlock is not the "art of bastard breeding," nor is it "illegitamate children," (sic) nor is it "the act of having children before marriage."

Wedlock is the state of being married, or it can mean matrimony.

Wedlock should not be confused with the phrase 'out of wedlock' which means that something has taken place or one or more people are out of the state of being married (read: unwed).

Billy was a bastard born out of wedlock.

Bobby-Sue and Johnny will no longer be in wedlock after their divorce and annulment.

wedlock by The General September 20, 2005

crunkered 

Usage of the word "crunk." May be used as the past tense of the word crunk.

"Yo I got so crunkered last night."

crunkered by the general April 13, 2005

Despaire 

A truly disgusting person, quite possibly the ugliest person in existence.

OH fuck, it's Despaire!!!!

Despaire by The General February 3, 2005

napacious 

Constituting or characterizing greatness or an excess of awesomeness. See synonyms at bitchin.

He was such a napacious volleyball player that we had to recruit him immediately.

napacious by The General December 6, 2004

Waxamillion 

He is an unknown, wildcard rapper specializing in bass rap. I can credit him with one great single "Ain't Got No Panties On," but I have yet to come across any of his other work. Perhaps he was an underground one hit wonder. Who knows. All the matters is that "Ain't Got No Panties On" is a prodigious track that should be listened to by all.

Waxamillion is so underground that Jim can't even find a webpage about him or with lyrics to his songs.

Waxamillion by The General July 28, 2004

440

A really pimpin' way to keep your car cool when your AC is busted or you don't have one - 4 windows down going 40 mph.

The AC's busted again? Looks like we gotta pull a 440 up in this bitch.

440 by The General July 7, 2004

the farm

This is something that can be bet, sold, or transacted in some manner. It is a methaphorical term that is used to describe all of or a majority of one's money or belongings. The actual ammount of money it represents is dependent on a number of factors.

While playing some no limit Texas Hold 'em, I bet the farm and declared "All in"

the farm by The General June 6, 2004