Definitions by The Garage

Gateless 

To be sitting in an airport with a boarding pass, and having no announced gate to go to.

Our flight is supposed to leave in 30 minutes but they haven't announced a gate. We are gateless.

Gateless by The Garage July 6, 2025

City Girl Smores 

Making smores from a microwave when a fire is not available.

I rented an RV to take my son camping. But it was raining and couldn't start a fire. So I said let's go into the RV and make some "city girl smores" using the microwave.

City Girl Smores by The Garage June 8, 2025

Humanitating 

To agree to be in an environment with many people, and then quickly regretting it because the random people are too much to handle.

My wife, a mental health therapist, wanted to leave the crowded mall early. "I'm done humanitating. I just want to go home".

Humanitating by The Garage February 24, 2025

chloriney fresh 

To skip a shower and instead use the pool to knock the sweat off.

My told wife me to take a shower after mowing the yard. I told her I would rather jump in the pool and become chloriney fresh.

chloriney fresh by The Garage June 23, 2024

cluckfuck 

Avoiding or refraining from performing a requested task that appears unpleasant.

A person thought to be moronic and doesn't do what is asked.

Stop cluckfucking around and put on the shirt I asked you too.

He's such a cluckfuck because he won't wear the shoes I bought him.

cluckfuck by The Garage January 20, 2024

fuktitish 

The act of habitually using spoken words with the intent to insult, be hurtful, or denegrade the other person. Usually done between friends or known acquaintances.

I don't know why we continue to hang around him. He is always fuktitish. Especially when he's drinking.

fuktitish by The Garage March 18, 2021