Definitions by The Freak of Texas

Dildo Factory 

The factory where dildos are produced.

I work at the dildo factory.

Dildo Factory by The Freak of Texas May 4, 2006

penis crust 

crust of poop that has rested on the penis for hours of time after anal penetration. ( usually dried out poop on the male genetals....)

my penis crust is very itchy today dear watson.

penis crust by The Freak of Texas May 3, 2006

Scrumming The Flanker

When a guy cleans dirt and other materials from a woman's vagina.

I can't play today, my mom says I have to go Scrumming The Flanker.

Scrumming The Flanker by The Freak of Texas May 3, 2006

Tight Like Dakota 

When something is really cool, or good, people say tight. The thing is better than tight, it is tight like Dakota Fanning.

That beat is Tight Like Dakota

Tight Like Dakota by The Freak of Texas May 3, 2006

TLD

Tight Like Dakota
Something that is tight meaning cool, or good. The thing is awesome so it is TLD {Tight Like Dakota).

That song is so awesome, it's TLD.

TLD by The Freak of Texas May 3, 2006