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Crispy Cock Sneeze

A crispy cock sneed is used to describe the crunchy sock used to wank in. The cum sock dries up & turns into a crispy cock sneeze
Graham was having a wank & threw the sock away, a few days later he went to wash the sock & said "fuck its a crispy cock sneeze sock
by The Fairy Sesh Mother January 14, 2023
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Jadore Lior

n, a noun for the aftershave that can only be found in the country of Israel. Jadore Lior is a scent by the famous Jewish journalist Lior Stein.
Shaun bought Lior a gift.

Shaun "Lior i have a gift for you its a 100ml bottle of Jadore Lior

Lior "Omg Shaun your too kind! Thanks so much!
by The Fairy Sesh Mother May 22, 2021
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Fud Whacker

A guy who slaps a womans pussy during sex like he's slapping his last £10 on a football coupon in the bookies
Steven slapped Helenas pussy during sex - he was a fud whacker
by The Fairy Sesh Mother December 6, 2019
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Trysexual

Some people are trysexual as their sexuality like Jojo who was a trysexual she would try anything sexual at least once
Jojo "Im trysexual il try anything sexual once
Callum "I’m straight I only try woman"
by The Fairy Sesh Mother November 16, 2022
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Crunchy Fridges

v, a phrase used to describe a level of hunger which has reached the stage of having the urge to eat the actual fridge as well as it's contents.

A completely overwhelming hunger unlike any other which can't be satisfied with food alone.

When you need that bit of extra iron in your diet.
Benny "I'm beyond starving! I could eat the whole fridge!"

Jack "Remember it might be hard to chew"

Jo "Benny, are you eating Crunchy Fridges?"
by The Fairy Sesh Mother October 23, 2019
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Intermediate Draw

n, an intermediate draw is a noun used to describe the few draws of a joint when sharing it between 2 people. The intermediate draw is the extra few puffs the person gets
Damion: "Jo you can have rollers privelage & your intermediate draw then i want the joint back

Jo: No worries Baby I'll get my rollers privlelage & my intermediate draws & pass it to you
by The Fairy Sesh Mother June 17, 2021
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Interrogation Station

v, Interrogation Station is a verb for the police station. A place you are taken for questioning for being a naughty cunt & getting caught. If your in the Interrogation Station you've been huckled matey.
Dale was caught dealing all sorts of drugs & the police had him in for a little chat. They took him to the Interrogation Station.

Dale "I don't know anything about the stash you found!"

Officer "Dale pal just tell us who the gear belonged to?"
by The Fairy Sesh Mother February 3, 2022
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