Whiff

When you live with your girlfriend/wife and she gives you pussy so infrequently you’ll settle for a whiff of some pussy. The whiff consists of being able to have sex with her but her telling you to hurry up and make it quick.

I got a whiff last night but Kellie was watching YouTube videos while I was doing it to her.

by The Duke of Price Hill February 24, 2019

trojan beaver

Using the art of deception, a la the Trojan horse, in pursuit of debauchery often but not limited to pussy.

He didn’t have a profile picture but he used the ole Trojan beaver to lure Amanda under the bridge for a blowie.

by The Duke of Price Hill February 26, 2019

mr. whipples

The absolute most pussy whipped dude u ever even heard of, let alone actually know.

After a long week at his new job Mr. Whipples wanted to relax, but when Kellie said I need u to drive six hours, buy snacks and fill my tank back up. Mr. Whipples complied immediately.

by The Duke of Price Hill May 17, 2019

whiffenomics

The price one is willing to pay for a whiff of pussy

If beav pays her car payment he’ll get an extra whiff. It’s simple whiffenomics.

by The Duke of Price Hill July 06, 2020

whiffology

The teachings of the ways of the whiff

Whiffology 101, go dark all weekend to focus pursuit of the whiff.

by The Duke of Price Hill July 02, 2019

el sneako

A Spanish version of a very sneaky person. Can also mean the sneakiest of the sneaky.

She has his phone password and a GPS on his car but el sneako still has side bitches.

by The Duke of Price Hill February 24, 2019

triple whiff trifecta

When you live with a woman who you have to beg for even a whiff of pussy gives up pussy three days in a row.

We ain’t seeing Beav all weekend, it’s his birthday and he’s going for the triple whiff trifecta.

by The Duke of Price Hill February 23, 2019