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Referring to a devasting hit during a sporting event. Used in the context of "Laying the Wood" or "Bringing the Wood." Oftentimes leads to crippling injury which is incouragable as it brings added prestige to those that "Bring the Wood."
Coach: Tommy, you're big and black, now go out there and lay the wood on the white QB and put him out of the game
In Action: Tommy gets owned by a more supreme fat white lineman as the big man brings the wood to him.
Tommmy now lives in a wheel chair and shits himself regularly. Fuck you tough black guy that dominates sports and makes them disgraceful.
In Action: Tommy gets owned by a more supreme fat white lineman as the big man brings the wood to him.
Tommmy now lives in a wheel chair and shits himself regularly. Fuck you tough black guy that dominates sports and makes them disgraceful.
by The Dude March 24, 2005
Get the the wood mug.The act of a group of guys fucking the living daylights out of girl then beating the shit out of her so she doesn't tell anyone about it.
Yo, we found this hott bitch on the street so we Compton Gangbanged her. Now, she's in the hospital in critical condition, but it was well worth it.
by The Dude June 17, 2004
Get the Compton Gangbang mug.1. noun, Any white, asian, or hispanic suburban youth who believes in fact that they are a black gangster, they wear basketball jerseys with a black man's name on the back, wear baggy clothing, roll on 20's which are really 12's from Wall-Mart, and they ask you to smoke their weed with their bitches, also they go up to you and say "yo son yo yo son son yo".
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Get the fape mug.Derive from the German word "Blitzkrieg" which means lightning war, blitzkrap is the act of lightning shitting. This is to take a dump in as little time as possible, pushing as hard as you can to get it out. Can be used when short of time but you're starting to turtle head. Warning: Blitzkrap is an art. Know your limits and don't push to hard or you'll blow your o ring
"Dude we gotta go the candy shop closes in 5 minutes"
"Okay give me one second and I'll take a blitzkrap."
Dick was on a date with a girl when he suddenly had to #2. Embarassed his date would know what he was doing if he took too long in the bathroom, Dick blitzkrapped and got back to his date.
"Okay give me one second and I'll take a blitzkrap."
Dick was on a date with a girl when he suddenly had to #2. Embarassed his date would know what he was doing if he took too long in the bathroom, Dick blitzkrapped and got back to his date.
by The Dude February 4, 2005
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