67 definitions by The Dude
Derive from the German word "Blitzkrieg" which means lightning war, blitzkrap is the act of lightning shitting. This is to take a dump in as little time as possible, pushing as hard as you can to get it out. Can be used when short of time but you're starting to turtle head. Warning: Blitzkrap is an art. Know your limits and don't push to hard or you'll blow your o ring
"Dude we gotta go the candy shop closes in 5 minutes"
"Okay give me one second and I'll take a blitzkrap."
Dick was on a date with a girl when he suddenly had to #2. Embarassed his date would know what he was doing if he took too long in the bathroom, Dick blitzkrapped and got back to his date.
"Okay give me one second and I'll take a blitzkrap."
Dick was on a date with a girl when he suddenly had to #2. Embarassed his date would know what he was doing if he took too long in the bathroom, Dick blitzkrapped and got back to his date.
by The Dude February 5, 2005
A girl that will do anything anytime anywhere with anyone no matter what kind of relationship she is in and if that person is involved in it with her or not. Comes from the fine ho's of Table Grove, Illinois.
by The Dude December 17, 2004
fat ass rugby bitch. Female rugby players that are fat and nasty and enjoy rolling in the mud for no freaking legit reason other than increasing their level of discustingness.
by The Dude March 28, 2005
1) I get to go to Cape Cod this summer! Fuck mad bitches!
2) Fuck mad bitches, that movie was awesome!!
2) Fuck mad bitches, that movie was awesome!!
by The Dude June 23, 2004
The frontman of the band Radiohead. Known for his emnotional vocals with feelings of isolation and vunerablity. Also a 98-pound lazy-eyed gnome who has read 1984 way too many times. Dances like Ian Curtis on crack and probably has ADD. An eccentric genius.
by The Dude September 15, 2004
1. The state of abstaining from illegal drugs, booze, tobacco and premiscous sex (last is up for debate). Started with Minor Threat.
2. A cornerstone of the Hardcore music scene (hXc) where the gang mentality and that smug "I'm Better Than You" attitude dominates a good amount of edgers. A good thing until scenesters fucked it up.
2. A cornerstone of the Hardcore music scene (hXc) where the gang mentality and that smug "I'm Better Than You" attitude dominates a good amount of edgers. A good thing until scenesters fucked it up.
1. Nah, I don't want any. I'm straight edge.
2. Fuck off, I don't poison my body with that shit (sucker punches the guy).
2. Fuck off, I don't poison my body with that shit (sucker punches the guy).
by The Dude February 15, 2005