The Doc's definitions

numpty

Something large, obvious and outdated, designed for idiots to use

The numpty buttons on the screen make the application simple to use and easy to navigate

by The Doc July 15, 2003

ham

an incognito term for marijuana
helpful when trying to be discreet

Hey man, is the deli open cause I need some ham.

by The Doc March 3, 2003

deli

a term used for a drug dealer
mainly one who sells ham, AKA marijuana

The deli is open for business...

by The Doc March 3, 2003

high school

a place where, depending on your looks, you are classified into. why does it matter if you're a prep, gangster, ho-bag or what? you are what you are. high school is worthless. In no such way will it ever give you the skills you need for the real world.

"oh god im not wearing the designer jeans like everyone else."
"looks like your life is over!"

by The Doc February 4, 2005

The Desmond

Merciless dick given with the upmost violence and disrespect

When he emerged from the basement covered in menstrual discharge, I knew that he had just unleashed the Desmond

by The doc March 28, 2015