The Dik Masturbatur's definitions
by The Dik Masturbatur May 27, 2022

by The Dik Masturbatur May 27, 2022

John: I am smart
everyone else: i have looked for 5 quintiliion century and i cannot find wtfa, dragon, candice, joe, or anybody
everyone else: i have looked for 5 quintiliion century and i cannot find wtfa, dragon, candice, joe, or anybody
by The Dik Masturbatur June 6, 2022

Meowbah's Pussy
by The Dik Masturbatur May 27, 2022

Person 1: Last night I got an erectussy by John
Person 2: I got double whammied with erectussies. I'm the erectussyest queen!
Person 2: I got double whammied with erectussies. I'm the erectussyest queen!
by The Dik Masturbatur May 27, 2022
