Definitions by The Dark Lord of Bass

vegitable 

One who is completly and utterly unable to move, talk, feel or think. This person or persons apperas to be in a perpetual stage of sleep. When one is catatonic.

from the film "clerks": Veronica: Men will sleep with anything that says "yes".
Dante: Animal, mineral or vegitable.
Veronic: Vegitable meaning parapaligic.
Dante: Yeah they put the least resistance.

vegitable by The Dark Lord of Bass October 10, 2005

The End of Eva 

The End of Eva is the true ending to the popular anime, Neon Genesis Evangelion. This film is the way episodes 25 and 26 were ment to be seen. The original episodes 25 and 26 were mared by a lack of funding and time, they were poorly animated, extremly confusing and lacked a cohesive plot. The fans through a shit fit and the studio pulled more money together to stop the toraid of death threats and made the end of eva. This is probably the most fucked up animated movie ever.

Right Now The End of Eva is fucking with someone's head.

The End of Eva by The Dark Lord of Bass October 10, 2005

Death and Rebirth 

Death and Rebirth is an Evangelion movie. After the 25th and 26th episodes of the Japanese Television anime Neon Genesis Evangelion were released the fans revolted. Studio Gainix had run out of money and the final two episodes of the series were released with poor animation, contained a false "happy go lucky" ending and were overall very confusing. The fans through a shit fit and sent death threats. When Studio Gainix pulled some money together, and got a bit of a hand out from every animation studio in Japan, they produced two Evangelion movies. The first of which was Death and Rebirth. The first half: Death, was a broad recap of the first 24 episodes. Rebirth however was no more than the first 15 minutes of the next movie. The fans once again threw a shit fit and sent death threats. Finally The End of Eva was released, "and all's right with the world."

Allright, for the marathon were gonna do episodes 1 through 24, fuck 25 and 26, fuck death and rebirth, and then we watch the end of eva.

Death and Rebirth by The Dark Lord of Bass October 10, 2005

snatch 

The second most horrific sounding nickname for the human female's genitals(after cunt). So much so that it can only be properly applied when descibing genitals that are presumed or understood to be filthy or disgusting.

"Yo Jeff, I lost my arm in your Grandma's snatch last night!"

snatch by The Dark Lord of Bass September 30, 2005

padiddle

A game played (most commonly on college road trips) when ridding in a veichle. If one sees a car with one headlight out he/she shouts "pididdle." When this occurs the nearest person of the opposite sex, at the time, is then required to give the shouter road head before the trip is over.

Me: PADIDDLE!!!
My Girl: damnit! my jaw still hurts from that last one.
Me: Well hurry up we're almost there.

padiddle by The Dark Lord of Bass September 30, 2005

road head 

The absolute greatest thing a sexually active male with a drivers licence and a car can wish for. Truly a slice of fried gold. Simply the most amazing feeling in the world. Although very dangerous to someone who needsto be consintrating while driving. However one needs not worry if they are spoted by an officer of the law while recieving road head, for in my experience they tend to applaude.

I was driving, my girlfriend was sitting next to me. It was a beautiful day, we had decided to take the longer, scenic route. Then suddenly she started giving me pleasure Lewinsky style, and i felt like a god. When it was over I turned to her and said, "Honey, you give the best road head in the world."

road head by The Dark Lord of Bass September 30, 2005

requiem style 

When two women (preferably) have anal intercorase using a double sidded dilldo, one side in each anus. So named for the ending of the Darron Aronofsky film Requiem for a Dream where Jenifer Conolly and a cute redhead can be seen doing this.This is also the reason two versions of Requiem for a Dream had to be realeased. One containing this scene in it's entierty, and one with some shots of this sex act edited out.

"They had sex requiem style."
"I would love to watch those two do it requiem style!"
"Queit down before we make you do somethin requiem style!"
"It could be worse they could be doing it requiem style."

or
Old Man: I know, lets have them do ass to ass!
(redhead prepaires a giant black double sidded dilldo while looking at Jennifer Conolly with sexual intent.)

requiem style by The Dark Lord of Bass September 23, 2005