Definitions by The Dankster #87

GARREN; I'll be right back!

"GARREN;" I'll be right back! is when Garren Benfield's father shouts his name and the beats his mic up with a bat or some shit, then fucking leaves for 5 million years and finally comes back onto xbox chat 1 eternity later.

"GGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!" Oh god, it arrives. *nuclear explosion* "I'll be right back!"............. "Ok I'm back." "GARREN; I'll be right back!"

GARREN; I'll be right back! by The Dankster #87 October 10, 2019

Hackuh 

A hackuh is what every child in the online gaming world likes to blame for losing or anything along those lines.

E's a hackuh.
A hackuh hackd picture of booty on compuuda.

Hackuh by The Dankster #87 October 2, 2019

Josh Isaacs 

A sexy hot stuff. No further elaboration of the matter is warranted.

Josh Isaacs is a mega mega hottie.

Josh Isaacs by The Dankster #87 October 1, 2019

halloweenaboo 

A Halloweenaboo is a fagtard like Garren Benfield that is obsessed with the fucking Halloween horror movie franchise.
He is a little nerdy downtard so that moron eats this kinda shit up, cuz' he's a little dumbass thorn in my anus.

It's a play on the word Weeaboo if you didn't pick up the joke.

I was just minding my business playing with Gus until the downtard Garren joined and ruined our time playing games by saying how much he wanted to suck Jamie Lee Curtis' cock. Then I told everyone, Garren Included, that he is a mother hunching halloweenaboo which no one picked up that joke cuz' they're rarted.

halloweenaboo by The Dankster #87 September 25, 2019

Randy Nixon 

Scratch Caulyn being the most bestest boiyo thick booty man ever, that title goes to Randy I'm mean look at him, Jesus Christ he's too fucking hot man.

I once gave Randy Nixon my Russian Ushanka with a hammer and sickle pin and he almost made me flood the entire universe with cum, holy shit, I'm just thinking about it again and I'm bout to erupt jizz everywhere.

Randy Nixon by The Dankster #87 September 24, 2019

Caulyn Gross 

The most amazing, sexy, beautiful, awesome, and intelligent male being in the entirety of reality in any plane of existence. He also has the thiccest booty.

I pray to my lord and savior Caulyn Gross every night in hopes he will grace me with his divine and all powerful presence.

Caulyn Gross by The Dankster #87 September 23, 2019