The Daddy's definitions

quid

One pound in English money.

U could get that whore for a quid

by The Daddy March 13, 2003

underpants

The garment traditionally worn underneath trousers to stop your old man from chaffing on your zip.

Do you have holes in your underpants?
How do you get them on then?!

by The Daddy March 13, 2003

safety net

To line the bowl of the toilet with loo roll so the poo wont land in the water that you will have just pissed in and splash piss all over your bare ass. Also useful if you have an interest in what size, colour etc of your poo as it will land on the tissue for examination

Oh I forgot to put a safety net down, my ass is covered in piss and my poo has sunk

by The Daddy March 13, 2003

scooby

1. Scooby doo = clue if you are a wannabe cockney wanker

2. A cartoon dog.


3. The way a certain type of fool refers to a subaru impreza car. These are the same fools that spend all day on scoobynet becuase they have blagged thier way into crap IT jobs and have nothing better to do. Beware going to scoobynet.co.uk and mentioning that actually subarus are not the fastest cars in the world may result in people sending you death threats.

1> I ain't got a scooby me old china.

2> scooby dooby dooo

3> So there I was right behind this porshce 911 turbo in my scooby doing eighty then I floored it accerlerated so fast I took off over took it and left it in my wake.

by the daddy February 26, 2004

pizza face

A person with the afliction known as acne.

hahaha your face looks like a pizza, pizza face

by The Daddy March 13, 2003

Shit Stick

A twig used when you stand in dog shit to flick the larger bits off

I just stood in the biggest dog shit ever. Look how much poo is on this shitstick

by The Daddy March 13, 2003

mob

The bunch of pesky kids and drunkards that walk past my house making noise every night.

Look at that mob of little towny kids breaking and throwing things

by The Daddy March 13, 2003