shacked

A surfer that is so deep inside the tubing part of the wave that he is completely enveloped - likened to being inside a fully enclosed dwelling, such as a shack.

Dude, I just got shacked on that wave.

by The Colonel July 18, 2003

foo-king do-may

Alternate pronunciation for "fucking dumb ass". Can be spoken in a French accent, hence the Franco-inspired pronunciation.

Tell Pierre that he's a foo-king do-may.

by The Colonel July 18, 2003

Flappy Baps

Large, saggy tits. Breasts that flap in the wind.

I used to think Jewel was a hot folk singer with big tits, but after seeing her perform during a NASCAR race, I realized that she's just an Alaskan chick with flappy baps and a snaggletooth.

by The Colonel February 27, 2006

lupid

To be drunk and stoned at the same time

After a 40oz and a blunt I'm lupid

by The Colonel October 01, 2003

nugget

An extremely attractive female.

Dude, that blonde chick is such a nugget...you should go talk to her.

by The Colonel July 18, 2003

Boxtrap

A gay man's beard.

The belief is that the attraction of beards within the gay community is actually a latent heterosexual attraction to the female genitalia. Hence, the man's mouth become a surrogate vagina...hair and all.

Related words:
"box" - slang for vagina.
"trap" - slang for mouth.

After Bob came out of the closet, the first thing he did was buy a white Miata and grow a boxtrap.

by The Colonel May 19, 2006

chuck norris

v. to perform a totally cool and violent action, observable by peers

v. to judiciously kick a man, woman, child, or animal's ass

v. to maintain street credibility;
adj. for street cred

Did you see the way Stewart Chuck Norrised that fucking guy's neck? That's awesome.

Phil Chuck Norrised that cat because it gave him a look and walked across the hall.

Did you see the way Travis slapped that bitch? That's Chuck Norris.

by the colonel March 30, 2005