To loaf or goof around on the job. Supposedly an old union term describing laborers (or more specifically, bricklayers) who were going so slow, it was as if each brick were made of solid gold. One can alse be referred to as a "goldbricker".
Dude, I spent all day at work goldbricking - surfing the web, making long distance phone calls - basically just picking my ass.
by The Colonel August 05, 2003
by The Colonel July 18, 2003
A sockrifice occurs when a person runs out of toilet paper and is forced to use a spare sock to wipe one's bum.
by The Colonel July 18, 2003
by The Colonel July 18, 2003
a mentally handicapped person
by the colonel December 06, 2003
The numbing of one's legs after a lengthy session on the toilet (the toilet seat rim is typical applying pressure to a certain area of the upper leg that can decrease the flow of blood to the legs, causing numbness). The person will typically lose their balance when standing up to either wipe themselves or pull their pants up.
by The Colonel July 18, 2003
AKA Gynecological Porn. Pornography that focuses on the woman's vagina. This can range from poses where the woman is simply spreading her legs in every image, to extreme closups of, and practically inside, the vagina.
by The Colonel March 01, 2007