The Colonel's definitions

baby rattlesnakes

Young punks that are full of testosterone and looking to get into fights.

Dude, the NOFX show was cool but the pit was full of baby rattlesnakes.

by The Colonel July 18, 2003

lupid

To be drunk and stoned at the same time

After a 40oz and a blunt I'm lupid

by The Colonel October 1, 2003

cunty cunty whore

n; a whore whom is especially cunty; a person not very well liked; a slunt with no regard for anything at all, in the world, ever.

eg; "OW! That hurt, you cunty cunty whore! Stop that." or "Jesus, you are a cunty cunty whore, I can't believe you." or "who in their right mind would screw that cunty cunty whore?"

by The Colonel April 10, 2003

Scotched

A state of mind induced by drinking copious quantites of scotch. Usually can be identified by a happy, mellow feeling at night and a dry mouth the next day.

Don't drive while scotched.

Why go to a bar and drink when you can sit home and get scotched?

by The Colonel December 2, 2004

kookmeyer

Wilbur Kookmeyer, a popular cartoon character from Surfer Magazine. He is the epitome of a kook - can't surf worth a shit and is a complete friendless loser (except for his dog, although you get the impression that his dog thinks he's a kook, too), but loves surfing and thinks of himself as a pro-caliber ripper. Hated by all other surfers and constantly humiliating himself and behaving like, well...a kook.

Huntington Beach is full of kookmeyers, especially all those 30-something dipshits who act like locals but can't really surf worth a shit.

by The Colonel May 11, 2004

stamp licker

a mentally handicapped person

that stamp lickers tongue hangs so far outta his mouth he should get a job outside the post office.

by the colonel December 6, 2003

rat-hole

To digress in an extensive way. To divert the conversation to a topic that is not only unrelated to the topic at hand, but a topic that will likely have no immediate resolution either.

That's an interesting discussion, but let's stay on track and not go down a rat-hole.

by The Colonel July 18, 2003