The Clown Man's definitions

Tord

Tord is a character from eddsworld. Did you come here from fnf?

Person1: Omg Tord from fnf
Persom2: No hes from eddsworld

by The Clown Man May 30, 2021

my wife

a non-existent hottie who had my kids.

person1: hey me and my wife fucked last night
person2: you don't have a wife
person1: I know...

by The Clown Man May 30, 2021

Candice

She died... -sob- we all miss her so much! She was the best person alive. She cared for everyone and everything. I also kinda wanted to rail her lel

person1: Candice died today...
person2: Whos Candice?
person1: Candice dick fit in your mouth?

by The Clown Man August 6, 2021

pussy

a cat.
something i will never get to put a cucumber in front of.

person 1: ayo my pussy is wet
person 2: wanna like fuck
person 1: no i meant my caT!!!!!!!

by The Clown Man May 31, 2021

Sans is mine

Something that a cringe sans fangirl says for clout

SansFangirl:SANS IS MINE IF YOU TOUCH HIM I KILL U!!!!!!
Toby Fox: Um no hes mine

by The Clown Man May 30, 2021