Breakfast of Champions

Refers either to an unsatisfying breakfast (sour milk, burnt toast, etc) or just a generally very bad start to the day

Lynn: What’s wrong with you?

Adam: Oh. I had the breakfast of champions this morning

by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010

Homework Humper

A school student who can never get enough homework assignments, puts a lot of effort into them, and always hands them in on time. While some homework humpers may have a genuine interest in learning others are just overcompensating due to a lack of a social life.

Helen is a total homework humper. Give her three after school assignments and she’d still happily accept more

by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010

Babe in A Bottle

Refers to perfume/deodorant that will apparently make someone irresistible to the opposite sex. Supposedly helps transform a woman into a babe, while helping the man attract one.

Ashley: Mmmm-mmmm! Babe in a bottle. Works like a charm. I’ll get lucky tonight for sure.

Cameron: Haha! In your dreams!

by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010

Guns Gone Wild!

An unexpected lucky break. Or when despite the odds everything seems to be going your way.

Guns gone wild!!! I win again!!!

by The Captive Spirit August 25, 2010

Kaheeshi

A less common way of referring to marijuana. Often used intentionally around those unlikely to know what it means to avoid them suspecting what you’re up to.

Jack: Hey Sim you want to come out tonight and get some kaheeshi?
Sim: Geez man! A cop just walked by us.
Jack: Oh pfft! I doubt he knew what I meant

by The Captive Spirit August 25, 2010

Christian hating Jew

An extremely ignorant way of insulting someone that actually has nothing to do with religion but more to do with simply being annoying. Most likely owes its inspiration to South Park.

Eric: Hey shut up you Christian hating Jew!

Kyle: Uhmm… what? I’m not Christian or a Jew, and I don’t hate either of them

Eric: Hehehehe. That doesn’t change the fact that you’re a Christian hating Jew

by The Captive Spirit September 12, 2010

The Bronze

The Bronze is the awesome club where you and all your cool friends plan to hang out over the weekend, only it isn't really called "The Bronze". You call it that instead of referring to the location by its actual name so you don’t have to worry about tag-a-longs

Clara: Hey are you coming to Everett's tomorrow night?

Molly: Shush! Call it The Bronze. I don’t want freaks following us there

by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010