The female equivalent of “Smart Alec”. A wise guy… er, girl who always has a witty comeback for everything and portrays herself as bold, outspoken, and playfully mischievous
by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010
A guy who’s popularity in life or great success is due to the things he owns or the people he knows as opposed to anything he himself can take credit for. While he may seem fearless and confident take away any of the things that make him who he is and you’ll soon realize how shallow and vulnerable he truly is
May also refer to someone who would otherwise be impotent without viagra or another sexual aid
May also refer to someone who would otherwise be impotent without viagra or another sexual aid
by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010
Similar to a "Hog On The Rocks" in that it's a foul-tasting alcoholic beverage consumed for the express purpose of becoming drunk. However this version is mixed with water and more often becomes a regular order.
Well here's to another crappy day working at the same office I've despised for the last fifteen years! Barkeep give me a Hog and Water.
by The Captive Spirit August 25, 2010
Any foul-tasting alcoholic beverage consumed for the express purpose of quickly becoming drunk. That special brew you turn to only when you need to drink your miseries away.
I've had a really crappy day. My wife left me. I got fired. And they towed my car away. Barkeep give me a Hog On The Rocks
by The Captive Spirit August 25, 2010
Something meaningful that is given to someone that then goes unappreciated or is taken for granted or something you give to someone while receiving nothing in return
Look I’m tired of giving you mother’s milk. Unless you want a failing grade on this book report I suggest you do it yourself. I’m done helping you.
by The Captive Spirit September 07, 2010
What happens when you bump into someone you know but instead of stopping to speak to you they just keep on going either without saying anything or just saying hi
by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010
A metaphorical location where no one is ever late, there is always a clock around when you need one, and you always have enough time for everything no matter how many things you need to do
Timely Square is likely a parody of Times Squares in New York
Timely Square is likely a parody of Times Squares in New York
1. Will you stop asking me for the time every five minutes? I’m not the bloody clock tower on Timely Square!
2. They say that time stands still on Timely Square. Too bad it’s not like that around here.
3. I’m doing time on Timely Square. I’ve got the whole day ahead of me and there’s nowhere I need to be
2. They say that time stands still on Timely Square. Too bad it’s not like that around here.
3. I’m doing time on Timely Square. I’ve got the whole day ahead of me and there’s nowhere I need to be
by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010