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An expression used to inform someone they are behaving in a hyper or otherwise overactive manner (i.e. as in the metaphor “bouncing off the walls”) and your desire to have them tone it down a bit.
by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010
Get the Upstairs, downstairs, please shut up! mug.The Bronze is the awesome club where you and all your cool friends plan to hang out over the weekend, only it isn't really called "The Bronze". You call it that instead of referring to the location by its actual name so you don’t have to worry about tag-a-longs
Clara: Hey are you coming to Everett's tomorrow night?
Molly: Shush! Call it The Bronze. I don’t want freaks following us there
Molly: Shush! Call it The Bronze. I don’t want freaks following us there
by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010
Get the The Bronze mug.An expression that supposedly means “an egg sucking cow that dances”. A comical way of insulting someone usually without any real ill intent.
Mary plays a practical joke on Sue. Sue fell for it and now she's feeling embarrassed
Sue: You... you... damn you're an eggle-hoffing moo cha-cha. That's what you are!
Mary: Haha! What did you just call me?
Sue: You... you... damn you're an eggle-hoffing moo cha-cha. That's what you are!
Mary: Haha! What did you just call me?
by The Captive Spirit August 25, 2010
Get the Eggle-Hoffing Moo Cha-Cha mug.The stereotypical witch usually portrayed in movies or on television. These witches may be ugly with green skin and warts, melt if you throw water over them, evil in nature, or worshippers of Satan.
This is in complete contrast to Wiccan Witches who look just like regular people, aren’t evil at all, and definitely don’t worship Satan
This is in complete contrast to Wiccan Witches who look just like regular people, aren’t evil at all, and definitely don’t worship Satan
Just because I'm a Wiccan doesn't mean you should treat me like a Hollywood Witch. That's so not cool!
by The Captive Spirit September 7, 2010
Get the Hollywood Witch mug.A sarcastic way of responding to - or interrupting – someone who is busy telling you about their master plan and all the unrealistically fantastic things they think will happen to them. By using this expression you are suggesting the only place their desired outcome is likely to happen is in their dreams.
by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010
Get the In Your Dreams mug.An unnecessarily crass expression meant to express surprise or shock. Along the same lines as “I’ll be damned” but with a more comical ring to it. Features in the movie Welcome To Mooseport
by The Captive Spirit September 12, 2010
Get the I'll be buggered by a bear mug.Similar to a "Hog On The Rocks" in that it's a foul-tasting alcoholic beverage consumed for the express purpose of becoming drunk. However this version is mixed with water and more often becomes a regular order.
Well here's to another crappy day working at the same office I've despised for the last fifteen years! Barkeep give me a Hog and Water.
by The Captive Spirit August 25, 2010
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