Quit Dreaming

Similar to the expression “in your dreams” which is a sarcastic way of responding to - or interrupting – someone who is busy telling you about their master plan and all the unrealistically fantastic things they think will happen to them. The difference is in this version you are making it clear they should get over themselves

Steve: I’m going to win this race and humiliate you in the process

Harry: Quit dreaming! That’ll never happen.

by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010

Pump Action Pete

A guy who’s popularity in life or great success is due to the things he owns or the people he knows as opposed to anything he himself can take credit for. While he may seem fearless and confident take away any of the things that make him who he is and you’ll soon realize how shallow and vulnerable he truly is

May also refer to someone who would otherwise be impotent without viagra or another sexual aid

Lee is a real Pump Action Pete. I heard his dad took his car away and now he can’t even get laid.

by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010

Hog On The Rocks

Any foul-tasting alcoholic beverage consumed for the express purpose of quickly becoming drunk. That special brew you turn to only when you need to drink your miseries away.

I've had a really crappy day. My wife left me. I got fired. And they towed my car away. Barkeep give me a Hog On The Rocks

by The Captive Spirit August 25, 2010

Hog And Water

Similar to a "Hog On The Rocks" in that it's a foul-tasting alcoholic beverage consumed for the express purpose of becoming drunk. However this version is mixed with water and more often becomes a regular order.

Well here's to another crappy day working at the same office I've despised for the last fifteen years! Barkeep give me a Hog and Water.

by The Captive Spirit August 25, 2010

M.D.D.

An abbreviation used to covertly refer to Manic Depressive Disorder (Bipolar) or Major Depressive Disorder (Unipolar). Simply referring to it as M.D.D. helps avoid random strangers eavesdropping and thinking you’re nuts.

My M.D.D. is playing up again. That’s why you haven’t seen much of me recently.

by The Captive Spirit August 24, 2010

I'll be buggered by a bear

An unnecessarily crass expression meant to express surprise or shock. Along the same lines as “I’ll be damned” but with a more comical ring to it. Features in the movie Welcome To Mooseport

Steven: Well I'll be buggered by a bear! I had no idea!

by The Captive Spirit September 12, 2010

Absent Babysitter

The type of babysitter who will spend the night using your phone, eating your food, and ignoring your kids. In other words someone who may as well not even be there.

I always thought Louise was great with kids, but it turns out she's just another absent babysitter.

by The Captive Spirit August 25, 2010