The Captain's definitions

alienjack

Scary, psychotic man who is very, very good looking while being very, very temperamental.

"Oh, damn. It's Alienjack at the door. Hide! Wait, go get it. No, hide!"

by The Captain September 29, 2003

beer fairy

Like most dorm mates or people who live accross the hall in an appartment complex, these lucky individuals drink themselves into a state where they mentally and physically become gay. They will hump everyday friends, maliciously. Straight by day, gay by beer. Around these people watch your brews and your cornholes.

Oh for shits sake, Cowboy's humping Kevin again.

by the captain May 13, 2005

carmex

something that is sweet to put on your eyelids and feels really cool

dude i was drunk last night and i put carmex on my eyelids, it was awesome

by the captain February 5, 2005

Mad Moaner

a woman who, in an effort to boost her less-than-endowed boyfriend's confidence, wakes the entire house with moaning noises during coital enocunters.

The Worm was over last night...she's a Mad Moaner. or The Mad Moaner woke me up at 8AM...she's a great alarm clock. or Let's Mad Moaner-proof the door.

by The Captain January 29, 2003

Spangles

The best fast food resturant in the world.

Why is Adam always at spangles? Oh yeah, cause it's so delicious, and hes having an affair with Anthony.....

by The Captain February 8, 2004

scrotal highway

A route seldom traveled.

US Highway 69.

Intersects with the Bungchute expressway.

She drove on down the old scrotal highway, but really ran out of steam when it came to the ballsack turnpike

by The Captain December 20, 2003

Snowy Toothbrush

When you jiz on someones toothbrush and the person uses it without knowing.

I just gave Scion Face a Snowy Toothbrush

by The Captain January 24, 2005