The Canadian Information Minister's definitions
An ancient novel full of murder, corruption, homosexuality, bestiality, incest and cruelty. It is often read to children on Sunday.
by The Canadian Information Minister May 12, 2003

Celebrated on March 14th, Steak and Blowjob Day is a holiday for men, celebrated the month after Valentine's Day -- a holiday for women.
The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical gifts. Ladies (and gay men), you simply bestow your partner with a steak and a blowjob. Not necessarily in that order.
The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical gifts. Ladies (and gay men), you simply bestow your partner with a steak and a blowjob. Not necessarily in that order.
Dave: "Hey Bob, what did Sally get you for Steak and Blowjob Day?"
Bob: "Well Dave, that would be a big juicy steak, and a big juicy blowjob."
Bob: "Well Dave, that would be a big juicy steak, and a big juicy blowjob."
by The Canadian Information Minister February 29, 2004

by The Canadian Information Minister May 13, 2003

"I will wear you like a meat sneaker."
"I'm gonna bend you guys over and turn you into my meat sneakers."
"I'm gonna bend you guys over and turn you into my meat sneakers."
by The Canadian Information Minister December 22, 2004

A substance found in beer (except American beer) and several other beverages that makes you excessively happy, sad, belligerent or horny. It allows white men to dance and ugly men to get laid (when given to their victim).
by The Canadian Information Minister May 12, 2003

A denizen of Chilitown.
by The Canadian Information Minister May 13, 2005

One who has amassed so much experience handling gay ass that he has is now qualified for consultancy.
by The Canadian Information Minister July 15, 2003
