meat sneaker

A threat. Related to "...break my foot off in your ass." Can be used against one or two opponents.

"I will wear you like a meat sneaker."

"I'm gonna bend you guys over and turn you into my meat sneakers."

by The Canadian Information Minister December 22, 2004

crotch

To smash someone in the groin, especially a male and especially with a blunt object.

Ouch, Bertuzzi just crotched MacInnis!

by The Canadian Information Minister May 11, 2003

shin-shi shin-shi

Insertion of the penis into the earhole.

Our bellies distended and mouths glistening from goat meat, we decided to try a little shin-shi shin-shi, my lover and I.

by The Canadian Information Minister September 26, 2004

obliverate

A combination of 'oblivion' and 'obliterate'. Basically means exactly the same as 'obliterate'. Used in two different Front Line Assembly songs on their 2004 album 'Civilization'.

From the song 'Civilization':
These islands collapsing,
we burn, rape, obliverate,
our conscience heavy,
we take and take,

by The Canadian Information Minister August 21, 2004

alcohol

A substance found in beer (except American beer) and several other beverages that makes you excessively happy, sad, belligerent or horny. It allows white men to dance and ugly men to get laid (when given to their victim).

You wanna get with that hottie? You're gonna need lots of alcohol!

by The Canadian Information Minister May 12, 2003

frunk

1. Short for "fighting drunk". Someone who has had too much beer and is picking fights.
2. Short for "fucking drunk". Just very, very drunk.

1. Dave is totally frunk, he just punched out that roadsign!
2. Dave is totally frunk, the roadsign knocked him out.

by The Canadian Information Minister April 05, 2005

Steak and Blowjob Day

Celebrated on March 14th, Steak and Blowjob Day is a holiday for men, celebrated the month after Valentine's Day -- a holiday for women.

The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical gifts. Ladies (and gay men), you simply bestow your partner with a steak and a blowjob. Not necessarily in that order.

Dave: "Hey Bob, what did Sally get you for Steak and Blowjob Day?"

Bob: "Well Dave, that would be a big juicy steak, and a big juicy blowjob."

by The Canadian Information Minister February 29, 2004