The Canadian Information Minister's definitions

obliverate

A combination of 'oblivion' and 'obliterate'. Basically means exactly the same as 'obliterate'. Used in two different Front Line Assembly songs on their 2004 album 'Civilization'.

From the song 'Civilization':
These islands collapsing,
we burn, rape, obliverate,
our conscience heavy,
we take and take,

by The Canadian Information Minister August 21, 2004

shin-shi shin-shi

Insertion of the penis into the earhole.

Our bellies distended and mouths glistening from goat meat, we decided to try a little shin-shi shin-shi, my lover and I.

by The Canadian Information Minister September 26, 2004

bible

An ancient novel full of murder, corruption, homosexuality, bestiality, incest and cruelty. It is often read to children on Sunday.

by The Canadian Information Minister May 12, 2003

Steak and Blowjob Day

Celebrated on March 14th, Steak and Blowjob Day is a holiday for men, celebrated the month after Valentine's Day -- a holiday for women.

The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical gifts. Ladies (and gay men), you simply bestow your partner with a steak and a blowjob. Not necessarily in that order.

Dave: "Hey Bob, what did Sally get you for Steak and Blowjob Day?"

Bob: "Well Dave, that would be a big juicy steak, and a big juicy blowjob."

by The Canadian Information Minister February 29, 2004

frunk

1. Short for "fighting drunk". Someone who has had too much beer and is picking fights.
2. Short for "fucking drunk". Just very, very drunk.

1. Dave is totally frunk, he just punched out that roadsign!
2. Dave is totally frunk, the roadsign knocked him out.

by The Canadian Information Minister April 5, 2005

assconsultant

One who has amassed so much experience handling gay ass that he has is now qualified for consultancy.

I suspect that our new boss is a bit of an assconsultant.

by The Canadian Information Minister July 15, 2003

Bombignant

A denizen of Chilitown.

Sheriff: "My Bombignants! My Bombignants! Can you tell me what happened here?"

by The Canadian Information Minister May 13, 2005