The BS Express's definitions

tunefication

That moment of enlightenment when you see the actual lyrics of a song that you have wondered about for years.

Benny experienced a huge tunefication moment when he learned that the refrain for Paul McCartneys 'My Love' was 'wo wo wo wo', ending almost 5 decades of speculation.

by The BS Express November 17, 2022

Lacersphincterectomy

The medical term for tearing one a new asshole

Larry's manager asked him to work a double shift on Christmas Day with no pay, whereby Larry responded with a Yuletide Lacersphincterectomy.

by The BS Express January 29, 2022

Effeed

Truncated version of Future Endeavored, referring the loss of one's employment...not to be confused with effed, which is the truncated version of well, you know...

Julian was effeed by his employer after being late for work 11 consecutive days.

by The BS Express December 1, 2022

Bonejour

What a French man has all day (in the groin area) after observing a hot French woman.

Guillaume flirted with Yvette at work and wound up with a bonejour for his troubles. Cold compresses were required to mitigate his discomfort.

by The BS Express January 31, 2022

Attenshit

The art of pretending to be concerned about something you could give a rat's ass about.

Though trying to look involved during a meeting she was having with her manager, Miranda was suffering from Attenshit Deficit Disorder.

by The BS Express January 20, 2023

eggsponential

An adjective used to describe a sudden and substantial increase the price of a particular good or service.

While deep sea fishing on The BS Express, Benny BFG bemoaned the eggsponential increase in the price of eggs and hookers to his good friend Paul, who nodded in agreement.

by The BS Express March 1, 2023

Saturfuck

The feeling of utter despair upon realizing it is not the weekend, as originally thought.

Phil woke up and started getting ready for the beach until Saturfuck set in, at which point he changed into his work clothes...

by The BS Express September 16, 2022