Definitions by The BS Express
pandeminimum
pandeminimum by The BS Express May 24, 2024
Pandeminimum
Beatrice was dubbed "The Princess of Pandeminimum", due to her prolific ability to render any social gathering lifeless.
Pandeminimum by The BS Express May 18, 2024
Sackrosanct
Jack regarded his nutsack as sackrosanct and irresistable by the opposite sex. His grandiose plans were balled up by Mira, who bagged their date...
Sackrosanct by The BS Express October 13, 2023
Menuflection
That momentary pondering of choosing something healthy on the menu, before ordering the complete opposite.
Dominic considered ordering a cobb salad, but after brief menuflection ordered the quadruple bypass burger.
Menuflection by The BS Express March 8, 2023
eggsponential
An adjective used to describe a sudden and substantial increase the price of a particular good or service.
While deep sea fishing on The BS Express, Benny BFG bemoaned the eggsponential increase in the price of eggs and hookers to his good friend Paul, who nodded in agreement.
eggsponential by The BS Express March 1, 2023
Attenshit
Though trying to look involved during a meeting she was having with her manager, Miranda was suffering from Attenshit Deficit Disorder.
Attenshit by The BS Express January 20, 2023
selfienoia
A word describing someone's fear that if they don't publish a selfie every hour, the world might forget what they look like...may also describe the reaction of friends and the public at large to this person.
Miranda was at first amused by Lee's selfienoia, but eventually threatened to throw him down a flight of stairs if he didn't stop.
selfienoia by The BS Express December 16, 2022