The BS Express's definitions

Effeed

Truncated version of Future Endeavored, referring the loss of one's employment...not to be confused with effed, which is the truncated version of well, you know...

Julian was effeed by his employer after being late for work 11 consecutive days.

by The BS Express December 1, 2022

Cumpatriot

One who masturbates during the playing of the Star Spangled Banner.

Aldo's grandmother caught him jacking off while watching Whitney Houston's rendition of the Star Spangled Banner during SuperBowl XXV. Aldo is a true cumpatriot.

by The BS Express January 23, 2022

Saturfuck

The feeling of utter despair upon realizing it is not the weekend, as originally thought.

Phil woke up and started getting ready for the beach until Saturfuck set in, at which point he changed into his work clothes...

by The BS Express September 16, 2022

shitframed

Entering a bathroom that was recently the site of a horrific anal exorcism, where the creator of said exorcism has already vacated the premises, and subsequently taking the blame as new users enter the crime scene...

Eddie was shitframed for Duke's China Buffet-induced major bowel evacuation, as Duke had already gone back to his desk, but to Eddie's misfortune, Philps followed him in...

by The BS Express September 26, 2022

Craniorectoscopy

The surgical procedure whereby one's head is removed from their hind quarters.

Adam recently underwent a successful craniorectoscopy, freeing up his head, which was embedded in his ass for decades

by The BS Express January 28, 2022

Mealancholy

The feeling of deep sadness experienced when nearly at the end of a fabulous food item.

Liz was overcome by mealancholy when she reached the final few bites of her Chicago Dog.

by The BS Express November 5, 2022

fauxfillment

That moment at a restaurant when you're absolutely starving, and your server approaches your table with a full tray, only to peel off and place said tray on the table next to you.

Harvey left Red Lobster in a huff, after several moments of fauxfillment while waiting for his fried fish platter.

by The BS Express December 11, 2021