The BS Express's definitions

Sackrosanct

The elevation of the scrotum to holy and sacred levels.

Jack regarded his nutsack as sackrosanct and irresistable by the opposite sex. His grandiose plans were balled up by Mira, who bagged their date...

by The BS Express October 13, 2023

flabuloso

The feeling of euphoria experienced when one fits 185 pounds of person into 125 pounds of outfit.

Agnes was feeling flabuloso after she somehow stuffed herself (with the aid of a plunger) into her Christmas dress.

by The BS Express December 5, 2022

selfienoia

A word describing someone's fear that if they don't publish a selfie every hour, the world might forget what they look like...may also describe the reaction of friends and the public at large to this person.

Miranda was at first amused by Lee's selfienoia, but eventually threatened to throw him down a flight of stairs if he didn't stop.

by The BS Express December 16, 2022

Asshawk

A Mohawk on a hairy hiney.

Gil's obtrusive body hair made him a prime candidate for an Asshawk.

by The BS Express May 12, 2022

tastefy

Loudly and widely bragging about a delicious meal you prepared

Damien gathered the entire office together to tastefy about the rack of lamb he prepared this weekend .

by The BS Express November 4, 2022

Mealancholy

The feeling of deep sadness experienced when nearly at the end of a fabulous food item.

Liz was overcome by mealancholy when she reached the final few bites of her Chicago Dog.

by The BS Express November 5, 2022

tunefication

That moment of enlightenment when you see the actual lyrics of a song that you have wondered about for years.

Benny experienced a huge tunefication moment when he learned that the refrain for Paul McCartneys 'My Love' was 'wo wo wo wo', ending almost 5 decades of speculation.

by The BS Express November 17, 2022