When your e-communication efforts (text/emails/status updates) are thwarted by the auto correct feature on the iPhone, distorting your intended meaning.
person one writing on friends wall: don't forget we have to be at inventory at 7. would you like a ride?
Friend: yeah, thanks for offering. Thanks for the reminder, too. My member doesn't work so well these days. Old Age!
Person one: there's a pill for that:
Friend: Oh damn, my post was iJacked.
Husband: Babe i don't feel like cooking tonight can you bring home some human beef from golden china.
Wife: ewwww
Husband: oh no! HUNAN...i've been iJacked
Friend: yeah, thanks for offering. Thanks for the reminder, too. My member doesn't work so well these days. Old Age!
Person one: there's a pill for that:
Friend: Oh damn, my post was iJacked.
Husband: Babe i don't feel like cooking tonight can you bring home some human beef from golden china.
Wife: ewwww
Husband: oh no! HUNAN...i've been iJacked
by The Amalamps February 23, 2011
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2.Euphemistically to take precaution against expected obstacles.
2.Euphemistically to take precaution against expected obstacles.
1. Yo son you wann eff w/ me he better keep your left up that's my word.
2. You making that run on the fourth? Yo, you betta keep your left up the feds be creeping!
2. You making that run on the fourth? Yo, you betta keep your left up the feds be creeping!
by The Amalamps May 17, 2006
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by The Amalamps February 20, 2011
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I'm not a trader, but if what you got is greater I'll trade
but maybe later cuz my waiter made potato -n- alligator souflee--I got it made. ~Special Ed
I guess I'm like the Black Marshall meets Jay
Meet Ye' alligator souffle, had it made
Special Ed got head from a girl in special ed
Ya know the pretty ones in that dumb class--
But she got that dumb ass ~kanye west
I'm not a trader, but if what you got is greater I'll trade
but maybe later cuz my waiter made potato -n- alligator souflee--I got it made. ~Special Ed
I guess I'm like the Black Marshall meets Jay
Meet Ye' alligator souffle, had it made
Special Ed got head from a girl in special ed
Ya know the pretty ones in that dumb class--
But she got that dumb ass ~kanye west
by The Amalamps September 20, 2010
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Hand shakin', laughin', and exchangin' all they math again
You usually lose touch when you travelin'... -AZ Never Change
At my man's wake, she said the eulogy
After that I usually, bumped into her shoppin for jewerly
Her bodyguard screwin me, I gave her my math
Ain't nothin new to me, blowin backs out, six-pack Stout's
Nas I Am
Hand shakin', laughin', and exchangin' all they math again
You usually lose touch when you travelin'... -AZ Never Change
At my man's wake, she said the eulogy
After that I usually, bumped into her shoppin for jewerly
Her bodyguard screwin me, I gave her my math
Ain't nothin new to me, blowin backs out, six-pack Stout's
Nas I Am
by The Amalamps March 13, 2014
Get the Math mug.A predecessor to state-run lotteries in the 1960s and '70s that thrived in poor neighborhoods.
The number was determined on a given day, by taking the second and third digits from the total amount of money in bank clearances from a predetermined bank, and the third digit in the Federal Reserve Bank's credit balance. On a day when the bank clearings were $589 million and the Fed's credit balance $116 million, the "89" from the first amount was combined with the "6" of the second to establish the day's winning number, 896.
The number was determined on a given day, by taking the second and third digits from the total amount of money in bank clearances from a predetermined bank, and the third digit in the Federal Reserve Bank's credit balance. On a day when the bank clearings were $589 million and the Fed's credit balance $116 million, the "89" from the first amount was combined with the "6" of the second to establish the day's winning number, 896.
Say, man You going to be playing the numbers today? Give me a nickel on 821. Make sure you combinate me.
by The Amalamps October 17, 2010
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