46 definitions by The Wog Whomper

jail

A place where crips, bloods, and Pachucos are as happy as clams, but where crooked businessmen are nervous and should never bend over.

Ken Lay belongs in jail with a few hundred greasy slime balls.

by The Wog Whomper May 5, 2005

rough as a cob

Mighty unpleasant.

From the rough surface of a corn cob used to wipe one's backside.

"Hey Elmore, the wheel done fell off mah baler."

"Oh man, Ermal, that's rough as a cob."

by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005

grease monkey

An automotive mechanic.

The word can be derisive or affectionate.

My brother in law is a grease monkey. He repairs Fords, so he always has plenty of work.

by The Wog Whomper May 11, 2005

Pachuco

Criminal with greasy hair.

Raymond is a Pachuco

by The Wog Whomper May 3, 2005

German

Very offensive slang for a Kraut.

Ludwig is a bossy, militaristic German.

by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005

plutocracy

A government controlled by the wealthy.

Al Gore and John Kerry are plutocrats.

by The Wog Whomper May 3, 2005

toad sticker

A knife with a long, sharp blade. A shiv.

Jack the Bear sliced up the Pachuco with his toad sticker.

by The Wog Whomper May 4, 2005