46 definitions by The Wog Whomper

A place where crips, bloods, and Pachucos are as happy as clams, but where crooked businessmen are nervous and should never bend over.
Ken Lay belongs in jail with a few hundred greasy slime balls.
by The Wog Whomper May 5, 2005
Mighty unpleasant.

From the rough surface of a corn cob used to wipe one's backside.
"Hey Elmore, the wheel done fell off mah baler."

"Oh man, Ermal, that's rough as a cob."
by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005
An automotive mechanic.

The word can be derisive or affectionate.
My brother in law is a grease monkey. He repairs Fords, so he always has plenty of work.
by The Wog Whomper May 11, 2005
Very offensive slang for a Kraut.
Ludwig is a bossy, militaristic German.
by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005
A government controlled by the wealthy.
Al Gore and John Kerry are plutocrats.
by The Wog Whomper May 3, 2005
A knife with a long, sharp blade. A shiv.
Jack the Bear sliced up the Pachuco with his toad sticker.
by The Wog Whomper May 4, 2005